Because their horns don't work.
It fell on deaf ears.
But it was just my cold field.
And the doctor said, "You look normal to me".
Dunnnnggggg
In his practice, Dr. Bell sometimes had to treat constipation. That's how he learned to de-deuce.
Itβs also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
Why couldn't they ring the jinge bells this holiday season?
There was noel
He tolled everyone off
It wasn't all that it was cracked up to be
Good Tie-dings to all men!
He was later awarded the Nobel prize
Lord Of The Dings
βOh, and what is this special talent?β Asked the priest.
The applicant walked up to the bells and slammed his face into the bell.
At first the priest was taken aback, but the sound from the bells was heavenly!
βYouβre hired!!β He exclaimed.
The applicant jumped around in excitement and slipped, falling off the side of the belfry to the ground below.
The priest ran downstairs and outside to the sidewalk where the bell ringer lay dead.
A bystander asked βwho is he?β
The priest responded βI donβt know his name, but his face sure rings a bell!β
And they interviewed an applicant named Stan. Stan had no arms due to an accident so the hiring manager asked how he would ever be able to do the job.
"I'll show you",said Stan.
They walked up flight after flight of stairs to the Bell tower all the while the manager wondered how Stan would ever be able to do the job. His questions were soon answered when after reaching the Bell tower, Stan took off running striking the bell face first. Gooong goes the bell. Stan picks himself up, takes off running face first at the bell, Gooong.
"Hold, on. You'll hurt yourself."
"I'm tough," said Stan, " "and I really needed this job"
"Ok," said the manager, leaving Stan to do the job.
All day the bell rang on the hour correctly and the manager thought too soon that he had misjudged Stan. Finally, at six in the evening there were only three gongs, then a commotion. Going out to see what was going on he found Stan dead on the street below. Apparently he had become disoriented from head trauma and missed the bell entirely falling to the street below.
"Who was this man, Who was he?" asked the crowd.
Not wanting to admit liability for the accident, the manager said "I don't know."
"But his face sure rings a bell"
A Bill-Ding!
βIsabellβ,he said
They donβt want to get the sheets!
He was later awarded the Nobel prize for his scientific achievements.
edit:OC
Because its horn doesn't ring.
On their own they are not really cute, but together they are adorable!
It's a dumb-bell.
BONGGGGGGGGG
He got the no Bell prize for being a jerk.
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
taco bout it?
the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".
Bong
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Dung
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Dung!
Dung.
Dung
