I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream - yes, you are never too old to go gaga over ice-creams. Imagine that feeling of digging into a bowl of ice-cream on a hot summer day; ice-cream for all is a stress buster and an instant mood enhancer! Be it a fancy sundae or an orange popsicle, ice-cream never fails to impress you. History says ice-cream in India has its first mention in the 16th century, during the Mughal era, which was adopted from bastani sonnati (a Persian ice-cream).
Our very own kulfi is also popularly described as 'traditional South Asian ice cream'.As we are set to welcome the summers of 2021, here's an easy recipe of chocolate ice cream that you can any day make at home. Yes, it's true that ice-creams of different flavours are easily available in the market. But making your own ice-cream takes the excitement of an ice-cream lover to the next level; and what better than the very classic chocolate icecream!
What are the basic ingredients to make a chocolate ice-cream? Cocoa powder, whipped cream and condensed milk are the three most important ingredients for making a basic chocolate ice-cream. But there are times when these ingredients are not available at home or become an expensive affair. This is when a packet of chocolate biscuit comes to the rescue.
An easy recipe for creamy chocolate ice-cream that needs no cocoa powder, no cream or condensed milk. All I used for the recipe are- chocolate biscuit, sugar, milk, malai, and vanilla essence.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
The history of ice creams probably began back around 500 BC in the Achaemenid Empire of Persia (Iran) with ice combined with various flavors to produce summertime treats. In 400 BC, the Persians invented a special chilled dessert food, made of rose water and thin vermicelli-sized noodles made from starch, which was served to royalty during summers. The ice was mixed with saffron, fruits, and various other flavours. The most popular Persian ice-cream now is popularly know as 'bastani sonnati'. The Chinese made a frozen mixture of milk and rice was used in China around 200 BC, they generally poured a mixture of snow and saltpetre over the exteriors of containers filled with syrup and various flavours, for, in the same way as salt raises the boiling point of water, it lowers the freezing point to below zero. The Romans got in on the act, too combining mountain snow fruit toppings to create chilled delicacies. The Mughals back in the 16th century from the Indian subcontinent used relays of horsemen to bring ice from the Hindu Kush to Delhi, where it was used in fruit sorbets. They also brought the popular dessert 'Kulfi' which is a frozen dairy dessert from the Indian subcontinent and is often described as "traditional South Asian ice cream adopted from 'bastani sonnati', a Persian ice cream.
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
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I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream - yes, you are never too old to go gaga over ice-creams. Imagine that feeling of digging into a bowl of ice-cream on a hot summer day; ice-cream for all is a stress buster and an instant mood enhancer! Be it a fancy sundae or an orange popsicle, ice-cream never fails to impress you. History says ice-cream in India has its first mention in the 16th century, during the Mughal era, which was adopted from bastani sonnati (a Persian ice-cream).
Our very own kulfi is also popularly described as 'traditional South Asian ice cream'.As we are set to welcome the summers of 2021, here's an easy recipe of chocolate ice cream that you can any day make at home. Yes, it's true that ice-creams of different flavours are easily available in the market. But making your own ice-cream takes the excitement of an ice-cream lover to the next level; and what better than the very classic chocolate icecream!
What are the basic ingredients to make a chocolate ice-cream? Cocoa powder, whipped cream and condensed milk are the three most important ingredients for making a basic chocolate ice-cream. But there are times when these ingredients are not available at home or become an expensive affair. This is when a packet of chocolate biscuit comes to the rescue.
An easy recipe for creamy chocolate ice-cream that needs no cocoa powder, no cream or condensed milk. All I used for the recipe are- chocolate biscuit, sugar, milk, malai, and vanilla essence.
