John felt like the odd one out at the Mohawk convention, maybe because of the language barrier?!

He’s not a native speaker after all

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I just found out that there are people who don't know what water barriers are called

Damn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicksterTV
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I needed to add some grass seeds to my lawn. The only thing I could find to keep the seeds out of my flower bed was some ceramic bunnies my wife had, so I used those as a barrier.

Please don’t make fun of my re-seeding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saulfineman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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When you fart say "sounds like someone just broke the sound barrier" Then say

"Probably was the Air Force"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I was arrested for using my kid as a barrier.

It's a minor, a fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Another film has been released about a barrier in India.

It's a Sikh wall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why did the shark cross the barrier reef?

To get to the other tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phyllisTheWebDev
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I’m not sure if I should install a barrier around my yard

I’m a little on the fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0827Jake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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damn, those barriers must be really strong
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glasstea04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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I think Noah's Ark should have had a barrier around it to keep out the Mexicans.

Noah fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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My neighbor put up a new transparent barrier around their house. My dad is up in arms.

He said it’s clearly offensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhynerSaurus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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My neighbor kept stealing my stuff, so I put up a barrier

I just hope he doesn't take a fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattreyu
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers.

He lost his dam mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Looks like this SUV broke the sound barrier

http://i.imgur.com/5CwKLyo.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mc_88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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This truck was able to break the sound barrier.

https://imgur.com/a/WYfG2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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I got home from work angry and tired, so I asked my wife if she could make turkey and duck for dinner.

I was in a fowl mood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Claytonjdawson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Someone said something really mean to me...

...so, out of revenge, I stole a barrier from their yard.

I guess you can say that I took a fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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What do you call the wall between Mexico and the USA?

The language barrier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Julipidgeon13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Told my girlfriend that the wreath she bought was great, but please make sure it doesn't block the doorway.

Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wsing1974
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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My dad's proudest moment

I was on a road trip with him and we were leaving Rapid City, SD, when we saw a billboard that said "Cowboy Pancakes: 99Β’"

He turns to me and says, "Cowboy Pancakes? They must serve those with maple stirrup"

He proceeded to laugh really hard and beat his steering wheel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbouerfgae
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2013
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I visited my friend in jail the other day and there was a jailbreak.

Suddenly there was pandemonium everywhere. The guards on duty ushered us out of the gates just as a horde of inmates began climbing over the barrier wall.

One by one they dropped down disappearing into the brush. Just as I looked up, a midget in an orange jumpsuit stuck his tongue out at me and gave me the finger as he came down.

I thought to myself, "Well that's a little con descending."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garrettbtm22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Why did the end of one sentence not pursue a relationship with the start of the next sentence?

Because there was a language barrier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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Dadjoked a customer last week [Retail]

So I work at a hardware store/fish & tackle shop on a fairly affluent barrier island in Florida...tons of rich old WASPs (we're talking DuPont heir money here).

Anyways, a regular comes up to the front register with a saw and some saw blades. I took note of his purchases and said to the guy "How do these work? Some sort of coping mechanism?"

He looked down for a second, began to explain (in a somewhat demeaning tone) how a coping saw works, looked up and saw my shit eating grin.

grooaaannnn "Oh you ass, that was witty. You got me though!"

I later learned that day that his wife had died three months earlier...whoops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Cameraman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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When my dad accepted my boyfriend.

My dad used a piece of wood to stop our dog from going in the living room. He called it the "terrier barrier." Several years later, my boyfriend is over having dinner with us. Suddenly the dog jumps over the "terrier barrier"! Instantly my boyfriend says, "looks like it's an "Interior Terrier Barrier." We all lost it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purpleeliz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2014
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My friend's dad...

Backstory: my buddy's brother is in the military in Turkey and I was asking how he was when their dad dropped this one on me.

  • Me: "How's your brother doing in Turkey?"

  • Friend: "Good but the language barrier kills him, I think they speak Farsi."

  • Me: "I thought they spoke Turkish?"

  • Friend's dad: "Actually they speak gobble gobble!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tman916x
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2014
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Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef?

To get to the other tide.

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