So my dad just died because he needed blood and we didn’t know his blood type.
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?
It was a real stroke of genius
I tried donating blood today... NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many questions.
Like, "Who's blood is this?", "How did you get it?"
"Why is it in a bucket?"
This one really took my brain too long, might go to sleep
People often ask me why I am willing to build barriers preventing the flow of water for anyone who asks...
I tell them it's because I give a dam.
Giving blood is tiring.
It takes a lot out of you.
My dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type.
He kept insisting we "be positive", but it's just so hard without him.
I wasn't close to my father when he died.
Which is lucky 'cos he stepped on a land mine
They finally released the film on the use of clocks in concrete water barriers.
Your Brain: Woah!
Me: You’re doing it right now.
Your Brain: I probably won’t do that.
Me: You have to read this dad joke backwards for it to make sense.
I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B negative 🤷🏼♀️
Yesterday I was thinking about getting a brain transplant surgery done.
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
I just figured out what’s wrong with my brain
On the left side there’s nothing right and on the right side there’s nothing left
A pastor, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the nurse asks what blood type they are.
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type-O”
I never understood why they called it "fake blood"...
Instead of Heinz Fiction.
What do you call Batman's blood vessels?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying in a pool of blood?
Today I found out that you can actually hear the blood flowing through your veins.
You just have to listen varicosely.
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
What do you call a blood that wears blue?
Why did the potato cough up blood?
Because it had tuber-culosis
A scientist figured out how to put a light bulb into his brain.
He had a very bright mind
A man was masturbating, when the blood was suddenly cut off to his brain...
...he was having a stroke
There’s a city where all the people have the same blood type
The capital of Taiwan. They’re all Taipai.
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins
The human brain is truly fascinating
It really makes you think
What do you call a tree that sucks blood?
What chemical is released in your brain when you find something funny on the internet?
After a regrettable brain transplant, he turned around to his wife and said:
Don't know if this was posted here before
This subreddit's humor makes me have a brain problem.
I should call it Tumor Humor.
Did you hear about the blood transfusion?
Brain transplants will never work
I know a brain surgeon that can recover any damaged brain.
He's getting plenty of re-cognition.
originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
Lil Nas X sold his sole to make these nike shoes with a drop of human blood
It is rumored that the worst secretaries have typo blood.
I went to donate blood and the clinician asked, ‘Would you like to lay down?’
I told them I was inclined to it.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked into a blood donation clinic
The nurse asked the rabbit: "what is your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O" said the rabbit.
Your Brain: Woah!
Me: You’re doing it right now.
Your Brain: I probably won’t do that.
Me: You have to read this dad joke backwards for it to make sense.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"
"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type
As he died, he kept insisting "be positive", but it's hard without him.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
You just have to listen varicosely
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...
The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.
The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"
Priest, vicar and rabbit go to give blood.
Dr “ what blood type are you rabbit?”
To which the rabbit replies,
Rabbit “ probably a Type-O”
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