A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomCanBe
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.

A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I tried to rob a bank but the vault was covered in a thin layer of aluminum

Needless to say, my plans were foiled

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElizaWolf8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I robbed a bank just now

Unfortunately those people near the river didn’t have much money

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What’s a bank robbers favorite restaurant chain?

In&Out

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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A rabbit, a priest, and an elder walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says, "I think I'm type-o."

Technically it's a mom joke since my mother-in-law told me....but I still laughed a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KittyeThePhotog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb in a bank?

Edit: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Edit: Credit to r/Teenagers for this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ustydud
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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The bank man asked me my birthday. I said April 17. He said "Yes, What year?"

I said, "Every year"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDCanuck
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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England doesn't have a kidney bank

But they do have a Liverpool.

Overheard my neighbour telling this joke to his kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sathri
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What do u call a flawless bank robbery with no fingerprints left behind?

Stainless steal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling and shouted…

"This is a stick up!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I went to the bank teller and told him I wanted to change banks and open an account.

Man: No problem Sir. What’s the name of your previous bank?

Me: Piggy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What happened to the bank manager who was all by himself?

He found himself a loan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Why did the moon go to the bank?

To change its quarters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siix0_beautiixo
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Did you all hear about the midget, psychic that robbed a bank?

He's a small medium at large.

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A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, β€œGive me all your money or you’re geography!”

The teller replies, β€œDon’t you mean history?”

The robber says, β€œDon’t change the subject!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I am making a movie about unemployed people constantly robbing banks.

They have done a few takes, but none worked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnigMaStatik
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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A frog walks into a bank for a loan.

All he has for collateral is a ceramic statue. The loan officer, Patty Black, is unsure of what to do so she consults with her supervisor; "Oh fine", he says. "It's a knick knack Patty Black, give the frog a loan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remo1975
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Today I was at the bank when two man came in with masks...

Such a relief when they said it was just a bank robbery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPapotasVIP
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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The UK doesnt have a kidney bank...

but it does have a Liverpool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMisterDuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Max Sweet and Eliza Stakes are robbing a bank when suddenly the lights come on

Max turns and says, " Miss Stakes, we're made"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oupablo
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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An acronym walked into a blood-bank and asked to get his blood-type checked. Nurse said...

No need. You're a Type-o.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarabharaKabab_12
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Three dudes walked into a bank wearing masks, and everybody freaked out.

They said, "This is a robbery," and everybody relaxed a little.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roguebuckeye
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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The Canadian bank doesn't make sense anymore

They only make dollars.

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What does the sign say at the exit of the sperm bank?

"Thank you for cumming"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thom581K
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I keep sending my information to the bank but they claim it’s too crooked to read.

They need to get their fax straight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Did you hear about the scientists who discovered there are bank clerks on the moon?

They saw them through their teller-scopes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaron2571
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Why did the blonde walk into a bank with a bag full of shredded wood?

She wanted to open a shavings account.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I took my piggy bank to the five and dime store...

I took my piggy bank to the five and dime store and they told me they didn't take any thing under a dollar...

A policy like that just makes no cents...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbjames84
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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What does a fruit say when it's about to do a bank heist?

Everyone on the ground! It's a strawberry1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/void206551
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Today I was in the bank when two men came in wearing masks...

Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it's only a bank robbery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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I lied to my wife about getting a job at the bank

I just couldn’t teller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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My bank is really proud of me

According to them, I have an outstanding balance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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The First Bank of Magic Only Needs Two Things to Operate it's Banks:

A Penn and a Teller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused.

They said, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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With both the salons and banks closed

I don’t know how I’m expected to make a pretty penny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OHKING_RIVER
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that robbed banks and his get away "vehicle" was a baby sheep?

He's still on the lamb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I asked the bank teller why the guy sitting at the next window was wearing a mask & a cowboy outfit?

She said he was the lone arranger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.

But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What did the strawberry say when he went to the bank?

Put your hands in the air. This is a STROBBERY!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What are banks used for?

To control the flow of the current sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shailertroy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Why did the baker rob the bank?

Because bakers knead dough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CipherBear
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Where do fish keep their money?

The river bank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/politicalmonster1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I counted my piggy bank today. Some would say $100 is a lot of money,

But it’s just change to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RastaTeddyBear
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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I think my bank is hiding extraterrestrials.

They gave me a lien paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Did you know there used to be a story in the bible about a bank heist but it got removed

It was inside job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystil_Rylvayn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What do you call a medieval bank worker?

A fortune teller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastOfSane
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Excuse me, is this a bank because...

I'm alone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZippyDaFish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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I got fired from my bank job because I checked a customer’s balance

He fell pretty hard too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MingeyMackrel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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What do you say when a bank robber gets sent to the same prison as his inseparable twin sons?

Con joined twins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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The overweight guy at the bank could see into the future

he was a four-chin teller

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Why is my bank account like a personals ad?

When I click on it there are fewer singles than I expected.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What did the branch say when he robbed a bank?

This is a STICK-up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gremelinn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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The lady helping me at the bank has a big stain on her shirt.

Should I teller?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I got fired from the sperm bank

They said I can't drink on the job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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My bank won’t make change for a dollar

It just doesn’t make any cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Men masutbate to donate to sperm banks. But women who use sperm bank donations baster mate.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Why are bill in the bank stored separately?

Because they want to be a loan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marakchuja
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What do guns and orgasms have in common?

They're both pretty cool but if you have either of them in a bank you're going to jail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rare_Breed721
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Banks need to get better at restocking these ATMs

This is now the fifth one that has insufficient funds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What was Long John Silver doing in a bank ?

... checking his balance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Did you hear about the string of bank robberies committed by a guy dressed up like Jesus?

The cops finally nailed him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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One day, Kermit the Frog was a little short on cash, so he went to the bank to speak to a loan officer...

When he got there, a woman extended her hand.

"Good afternoon, sir," she said. "My name is Patricia Wack. How may I help you today?"

Kermit replied, "Hi-ho, Patricia! I'm Kermit the Frog, and I would like to borrow some money."

They walked over to her desk and sat down.

"Certainly, Mr. Frog--"

"Oh, just call me Kermit."

"Okay... Kermit. How much money would you like to borrow?"

"Ten thousand dollars."

Mildly surprised, Ms. Wack looked intently at Kermit.

"Do you have any references?"

"Well, I suppose I could use my father, Keith Richards."

Ms. Wack froze for a second, then...

"THE Keith Richards?"

"Oh, yes. In fact, he told me he's friends with your manager, which is why I came in here."

"Okay... Do you have any collateral?"

"Excuse me?"

"Collateral. Something of value, like a car, or a boat..."

"Oh, yes! I do have something. I have this."

Kermit reached into his briefcase and placed a small figurine on the desk. Patricia looked curiously at the object, then at our amphibious friend.

"What's this?"

"It's a Hummel."

"A what?"

"A Hummel. They're supposed to be quite valuable. Well, at least this one is to me."

She picked up the Hummel and stood up.

"If you don't mind, I would like to show this to the manager."

"Oh, no! I don't mind at all!"

So, Patricia took the Hummel to the manager's office, knocked on the door, and walked inside.

"Patricia! What can I do for you?"

"Mr. Wilson, there's this... frog named Kermit at my desk, and he wants to borrow $10,000, but he has only this for collateral."

Mr. Wilson looked at the Hummel, then out to her desk.

"I don't see anything out of order here."

"But, Mr. Wilson--"

"Look, it's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why did the tightrope walker go to the bank?

To check his balance

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Why couldn't the criminal steal the money alone?

He was banking on his friends to do it

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Why did the strawberry rob a bank?

Because his family was in a jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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So, there's some robbers going into a bank

You know the drill. AK47s, skimasks, the works. Anyway, they tell everybody to lie down on the floor. All the people in the bank hits the floor but this old man. He is still standing. So, the robbers tells him, not very politely i might add, to lie down on the floor.
Old man: "Nope. Not gonna happen. I'm CIA"
Robbers: "We don't give a shit, get on the floor NOW!"
Old man: "Nope. I'm CIA."
Old mans wife: "Walt, for Gods sake. You're not CIA, you're senile!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgglas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Me and my friend opened a bank account to save up for drugs

Is it a 'joint' account.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinanthbharadwaj
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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What starts with 0 and end with 0?

My bank account.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puppyox
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Why did the bank manager leave his wife?

He lost interest in her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hutimuti
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Once a Bank of America Bank cheque was lying next to a Wells Fargo Bank cheque, they started talking to each other and became friends....eventually, they became so close that they became

chequemates ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RajdorUzu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I decided to check my balance at the bank today.

Turns out I have an inner ear infection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodesrugger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I almost successfully robbed a bank recently...

But there were some baby goats there using alchemy to paper money into coins near the exit. As I rushed out the door, I tripped over some of their stacks of coins, which knocked me out til the police showed up.

I was so close! And, honestly, I would have gotten away with it too... if it weren't for those metaling kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parkerthedeal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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My local paper published an article about a gymnast who was dropped as a customer of our local bank.

She had outstanding balance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Today I opened a new bank account on the phone. Everything was done by protocall.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/atanasA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Most of my relatives are police marksmen, except for my grandad who was a bank robber.

He died recently surrounded by his family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank...

The rabbit says, β€œI think I might be type o.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jigglytep
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day

A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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A priest, a monk, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank

The rabbit says, "I'm a type O."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshstart86221
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says β€œI think I might be a Type O”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lez566
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I lost my job at the bank my very first day

A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling and shouted…

"This is a stick up!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I lost my job at the bank...

A customer came in and asked me to check their balance... So, I pushed them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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A man walked into the bank and asked the teller to check his balance.

So she pushed him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrsBunnyPants26
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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A priest, a minister, and a vampire walk into a blood bank...

The vampire says, β€œWhere's the rabbit?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magoghm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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A woman at the bank today asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hurrikayne53
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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What did the redditor say after he robbed the bank?

Edit: wow thanks for the gold!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help her check her balance

So i pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoNamesLeftPL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoSparky14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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What do you call Superman in a bank robbery?

Man of Steal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anay666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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An old lady in bank asked me if I can check her balance

so I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superputindoge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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A guy walks into the bank, pulls out a gun, points it at the teller and screams, β€œGive me all your money or you’re geography!”

The teller replies, β€œDon’t you mean history?”

The robber says, β€œDon’t change the subject!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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I recently got fired from my job at the bank.

An old lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camilodmoreno
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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