Ballon Puns

A list of puns related to "Ballon"

What did the ballon say when it crossed the road?

"I gotta be careful not to touch any broken glassssssssssssssssss..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saladbbar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Have you heard about how the world is apparently running out of helium?

Lies.

All lies, just fed to us by the big ballon and helium companies to inflate their prices.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaiken_m
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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My friend was dad joked by his 5 year old daughter.

5yr old: Hey daddy do you know why you don't give Elsa a ballon?

Friend: Why?

5yr old: Because she'll LET IT GOO! LET IT GOOO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sempersig
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2015
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