I was escorted by the Bachelorette 4000AI to dinner last night and I must say;

Its the best technological advancement to date!

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👤︎ u/DisLuvv
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What did the bachelorette say to the DJ who was trying to steal her strawberry preserves?

"This is my jam!"

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👤︎ u/SomaYoga
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call the bachelorette party of a British girl getting married to an Indian guy?

a Hindu

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Wife's FB friend was having a vampire themed Bachelorette party...

"I bet that sucked" - Me

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👤︎ u/camram07
📅︎ Mar 31 2015
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Some guy on the Bachelorette set me up on this one

Some of my family was watching the Bachelorette the other night and they were introducing some of the contestants and what their jobs are. One of the contestants was an erectile dysfunction specialist.

"Well that doesn't sound like a very hard job"

I cracked up at myself.

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Hawaii Puns

Hello punsters!

My fiancee and I are having a combined bachelor and bachelorette party that will be Hawaii themed and sadly I got stuck coming up with the invite.

I know reddit is full of quips and puns so any help would be greatly appreciated. The gist of the party will be bring a dish to pass around, wear Hawaii themed clothes, and after we will be playing board/trivia games.

I already have something along the lines of dress in your hawaiian clothes to ensure you'll get leigh'd, but any help you wordsmiths can offer would be great!

Thanks reddit!

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