Astronomer Puns

A list of puns related to "Astronomer"

How do astronomers organize a party?

They planet.

(Yeah. I saturn one of their meetings, so I know)

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Mar 21 2021
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Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours.

They decided to call it a day.

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👤︎ u/saiyyanwarrior
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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Why do astronomers always try to lose?

They’re only interested in the constellation prize.

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👤︎ u/cmk100
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?

For meatier showers

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👤︎ u/Automated-Waffles
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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Why was the astronomer arrested?

He was watching a meteor shower.

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👤︎ u/LaWoaW
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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Swimmers are like some astronomers. Their job depends on meaty oars.
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👤︎ u/churniglow
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Swedish astronomer Andres Celcius died in 1744 at the age of 43.

Though his rival, Fahrenheit, was convinced he was 103.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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What do you call an astronomer who farts a lot?

A gastronomer.

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👤︎ u/TheReal_CDK
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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Did you hear about the astronomer who studied the moon for 24 hours

They got bored and called it a day

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👤︎ u/Frenchstery
📅︎ Nov 07 2017
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Astronomers before Newton were just goofing around

They did not understand the gravity of the situation

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👤︎ u/kinjago
📅︎ Oct 21 2018
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Astronomers got tired of waiting for the sun to come back up...

The decided to call it a night

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👤︎ u/Datboifritz113
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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My Friend the Astronomer

My friend and I were having a conversation about his career, he said that Uranus was beginning to collapse on itself due to the magnetic and gravitational fields.

Being immature I laughed, he replied with a stern face "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."

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👤︎ u/Ruminino
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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What do you call an astronomer with curly hair?

Copermicus

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👤︎ u/bcmatt25_
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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Astronomers got tired of measuring the time taken for the earth to complete a full rotation of its axis.

So they decided to call it a day.

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👤︎ u/TheCooperTroopa
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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What is the first thing an astronomer does to complete a task?

They planet.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Dec 06 2018
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Did you hear about the astronomer who lost the star naming contest?

He was given a constellation prize

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👤︎ u/adryhanchurro
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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'Where is Mars, by Jupiter?!' roared the Roman astronomer.

His colleague said, 'yes'.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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Why do astronomers like streakers?

Cause they get to see the moon during the day.

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👤︎ u/Drondol
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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Why did the astronomer say no to Orange Juice?

He preferred Betelgeuse...

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👤︎ u/spip72
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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Astronomers of Reddit:

What's up?

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👤︎ u/SeaChef
📅︎ Apr 16 2018
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What is an astronomer’s favorite type of gum?

Hubble gum.

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👤︎ u/ebower42
📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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Why was the astronomer interested in the buff actor from "Hamlet"?

He was Meaty Yorick!

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👤︎ u/SemperPieratus
📅︎ Jul 29 2016
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Two Astronomers

Two astronomers are watching the world revolve around the sun. After 24 hours they get tired and decide to call it a day.

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👤︎ u/lawlwaht
📅︎ Sep 05 2015
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How do astronomers organize a banquet?

They Planet

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👤︎ u/txson1836
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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How do astronomers organise a party?

They planet

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👤︎ u/g8ed_manual
📅︎ May 25 2020
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How do astronomers organize a party?

They planet

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👤︎ u/kazizxr
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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Astronomers got tired of watching the Earth rotate after 24 hours

so they decided to call it a day

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👤︎ u/peanutbutter_n_jenny
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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