Herschel Puns

A list of puns related to "Herschel"

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

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👤︎ u/randomgifswithsound
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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If I got a pet turtle, it would have to be a female.

So I could name her Herschel Walker.

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👤︎ u/Manartguy
📅︎ Feb 12 2018
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Jewish dad joke.

Two boys, named Avram and Herschel, were playing dreidel. Herschel had all his coins in the pot. Avram spins and when the dreidel lands he takes all the coins from the pot.

Herschel says, "Hey!"

And Avram says, "No, Gimmel!"

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👤︎ u/anon33249038
📅︎ Dec 05 2015
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