Arraignment Puns

A list of puns related to "Arraignment"

The arraignment today is something that never happened before. It is…

an unpresidented moment.

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👤︎ u/Zandarino
📅︎ Apr 04 2023
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A young woman was charged with murdering her husband with guitars from his private collection. “First offender?” the judge asked at her arraignment.

“No, your honor. First a Gibson, then a Fender.”

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👤︎ u/Ho2Me9
📅︎ Jun 15 2022
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WEATHER FORECAST: Expect a sunny weekend, turning cloudy on Monday...

...followed by a bit of arraign.

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👤︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
📅︎ Mar 31 2023
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Did you hear about the woman who beat her husband to death with his guitar collection?

At her arraignment the judge asked "First offender?"

She replied "No, first a Gibson, and then a Fender."

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👤︎ u/crouscruz
📅︎ Dec 05 2021
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