Apiary Puns

A list of puns related to "Apiary"

My son sat his apiary exams yesterday.

He got a B.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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What did Austin Powers say when he visited the apiary?

"Oh, beehive."

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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A man walks into an apiary and asks the beekeeper for a dozen bees.

The beekeeper replies: "Sure, and I'll throw in the 13th as a freebie..."

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👤︎ u/Mitya04
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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I went to the apiary for a dozen bees, and the beekeeper gave me 13.

The last one was a freebie.

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👤︎ u/sbush85
📅︎ May 04 2020
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I think my friend who owns the apiary got into some poison ivy or something during a hike in the woods...

He has hives.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 28 2020
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I got fired

I got fired from my job at the apiary because I spaced out and walked away from the hives.

I was a day dream bee-leaver

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👤︎ u/Mikilt22
📅︎ Nov 19 2017
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Bees

So my friend says they know someone with a brilliant sense of beauty. Like, they can spot masterpiece artwork from just a glance. Apparently they work at a bee apiary, and keep bees, so I have no idea how they came across this skill.

But I guess its true what they say. Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.

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👤︎ u/GenericRamblings
📅︎ May 30 2016
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