This is (a) mount Ann
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phantomlordpt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I know this obnoxious girl named Ann

She’s a really big Ann-oyance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nahtenot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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The Legend of Gnome Ann
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargolito
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I went into Ann Summers and asked the girl if the underwear was satin.

She said "no, they're new."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Dr. Ann Kerr

Watching 'Operation Ouch' on Cbbc tonight with wife and kids. Someone called Dr. Ann Kerr appears on the show at some point. I couldn't help it, I said "I know her, she used to work in the Port of Dover". Kids didn't register. Murderous look from my wife. Have now put away all sharp objects just to be on the safe side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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One day, Anne decided to create some pencil and paper art. So she grabbed some of her chopped Terra Cotta and decided to create her art at a comedy club. There,

Anne Drew Diced Clay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueAidooo
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Anne Frank's Dory.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Anne-other pun with a name.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarlett486
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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My girlfriend totally changed when she became a vegan

It's like I never knew herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pattersonjeffa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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"Amanda Laurie-Anne"? You can do better than that...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Why can't you feel anything for a pretty girl named anne?

Because all you get is the Anne Aesthetic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rossdabose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Good morning Anne!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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What did the Italian drummer name his three daughters?

Ann-ah one, Ann-ah two, Ann-ah here-we-go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N11Ordo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Where there’s a will
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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It's easy to fall in love with Anne Hathaway

She just hathaway about her

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My friend Anne has the habit of hiring & firing people...

I hate to see someone Anne employed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I know I have a terrible stutter, but I would like to introduce you to the lady who cuts my hair

This is Ba ba ba ba barber Anne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatProtomolecule
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What’s a sheep’s favorite song?

Baaabra Ann

Courtesy of my 5 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gresat24526
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Anne has a problem
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πŸ‘€︎ u/journeyman369
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2015
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The Beach Boys walk into a bar.

"Round?"

"Round".

"Get a round?"

"I'll get a round".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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My grandma told me Holocaust jokes aren’t funny.

Anne Frankly I agree.

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If Anne hath a will...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansSven
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2013
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Some say there is no way for a woman to play Cat Woman correctly

but Anne Hathaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What do you call somebody who fidgets a lot?

Ann C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Anne has a problem.

Anne has a solution.

Anne has a will.

Anne Hathaway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepobv
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2016
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My PS4 got stolen

Someone console me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khayalipulao
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Jew mad? It’ll holocaust you and arm and a leg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManGood2002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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To be frank, I’d have to change my name.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExcessiveGravitas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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The person who proof-read Adolf Hitler’s speeches was a grammar nazi.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreddyRafn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Henry the 8th liked his wives to be athletic, and that was her problem, she wouldn’t walk, she wouldn’t run

She would just Anne Boleyn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymphomanius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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The Nazis raised a lot of red flags
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gekosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Well...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XLeoInTheDarkX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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Why is C afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all of the other letters are not-C’s!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winfinity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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What did Hitler say when he lost the war?

I did Nazi that coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ronin_777
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Dad joke at work. At my job I have to reduce the price of hot chickens..

My colleague asked me "will they be going cheap?", I said "no they'll be going bwaark!"

Still laughing at myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damnthewerehog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2014
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Proud of this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeybthehuman
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2015
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Care to create a pun for change?

I'm working on a silly project for my job, and I'm trying to come up with punny fake names for the name tags. I work at a community bank - anything finance and banking product or industry related is good, I am god awful at puns and so far I've only got these:

Ann U. Ities Dee Posit Owen A. Lott

Punmasters and fans, lend me your talents? :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/outfoxthefox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2016
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What do you call a Michigander who loves trees?

Ann Arborist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeJonJames31
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I think I found out who invented condiments,

Her name is May Anne Hayes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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The world champion in hide n' seek's name is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Useless_IT_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Anne had a problem. Anne found a solution. Anne had a will.

Anne Hathaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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To be frank

I’d have to change my name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conditackler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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