Alexle.
Is his life not in Jeopardy any more?
Jake says, “No, just a regular suit.”
... I guess his life is in Jeopardy
He’s always putting himself in Jeopardy.
They're both rock stars.
The nurse said, some people just have it in their Blood.
His job's in Jeopardy...
Roommate posted this on facebook and I couldnt not share.
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Tito and Alex were talking about their families. Tito asked Alex if he had any children. Alex replied” yes, I have identical twin sons named Amal and Juan” . Tito asked Alex if he had any pictures of his sons. Alex produced a single picture and said” this is a picture of Juan”. Tito asked Alex if he had a picture of Amal. Alex replied”no, if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.
So Alex Rodriguez and Jlo confirmed that they are ending their engagement. Oddly this was announced on TODAY instead of Waiting For Tonight.
I only have my shelf to blame.
Can't say I'm surprised.
I said, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.”
"An excellent question sweetheart!" I said. "But next time, please use the buzzer!"
Using the names of the participants - Alex and Dre
thanks!
Therapist: And how do you respond to that?
Me: I’ll take “My wife is being a big baby” for $600, Alex.
The category was 3-4, the number of letters in each of the two words in the answer.
The example was: What did the grape do when it was stepped on? It let out a little wine.
Is Alex telling me that dadjokes is actually two words?
My Chinese friend in highschool was named Alex Shen and he was very smart. One day he wore a jersey to school and it said A.Shen on the back
I said "You don't have to wear that people already know"
Everyone left.
So, I don't have a cell phone, I'm a luddite, so I had him take a picture of my tattoo because /u/AlbinoAlex asked for a pic, told the hubby to email it to me. It didn't arrive quickly, so I told him to send it again. I received the email about 4 minutes later and he asked me, "What was the email titled?" I said, "Tat" he then said, "That was the first email then, as the second one I titled "Tat2" ".
SOOO much laughter from both ends. What a Dad joke!!!
My dad was listening to a couple of Scottish MP's debating on the radio. He turns to us and goes "Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon. I always thought there was something fishy about those two."
My bf likes to think that he's king of the puns. Help a girl dethrone this bastard with the ultimate punny Christmas Card. HALP.
Had a dad joke failure while talking to my son this morning:
Son: "Alex isn't helping at the club anymore"
Me: "Who is?"
Son: "Newman"
Me: "I know it's a new man, but what's his name" (chuckle)
Son: "I don't know his name yet, it's a new man"
Me: "Oh... I... (sigh)"
Alex Rodriguez asked an Alaskan Husky if he had competed in any sled races. The Husky replied "I did A-Rod".
Here's the sequence:
Alex Trebek: And the category for Final Jeopardy today is 'The Titanic.' Clue when we come back.
Dad: I always get a sinking feeling when that's the subject.
So I was eating dinner with my mother and step dad last night and I accidentally dropped a spoonful of green peas on the floor.
Mother: Aw Alex! Me: Shit, I just peed all over the floor!
::Mom and step dad look at me in disgust along with the chirping of crickets.::
Me : Where are you going?
Brother: To pick Alex up
Dad: When did she fall over?
Everyone: :|
Sister: "Do you like Mushrooms, Alex?"
Me: "I can't say that there is Mushroom in my heart for them."
When my Sister retold this to my Dad, he let out a laugh and said he was proud of me!
I asked my grandpa when he thought Alex Trebek was retiring from Jeopardy.
He replied "He retires every night."
