I wonder if the host of Jeopardy! absorbed all the trivia he used as answers... he woulda been mighty intelligent...

It would have made him a smart Alec.

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So a meeting stretched on for a bit too long, and the client said 'I wouldn't mind a light lunch'.'

So, i said, 'CFL, Incandescent or LED?'

Much groaning ensued amongst my colleagues. Client laughed a lot though.

I have a feeling I'm going to enjoy working with him.

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My wife thinks I'm smart!

But why did she call me Alec?

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Adam Baldwin

I was reading aloud through a website about celebrity heights, and came across the list of Baldwins. Alec and Billy I knew to be brothers. Adam was a new one to me.

"Adam Baldwin," I said. "Is he a brother, too?"

"No, I'm pretty sure he's white," said Dad.

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