Alex To Puns

Alex: “Name this territory adjacent to the territory Nunavut.”

Me: “What is Alluvut?”

Therapist: And how do you respond to that?

Me: I’ll take “My wife is being a big baby” for $600, Alex.

My Chinese friend in highschool was named Alex Shen and he was very smart. One day he wore a jersey to school and it said A.Shen on the back

I said "You don't have to wear that people already know"

Everyone left.

So, I don't have a cell phone, I'm a luddite, so I had him take a picture of my tattoo because /u/AlbinoAlex asked for a pic, told the hubby to email it to me. It didn't arrive quickly, so I told him to send it again. I received the email about 4 minutes later and he asked me, "What was the email titled?" I said, "Tat" he then said, "That was the first email then, as the second one I titled "Tat2" ".

SOOO much laughter from both ends. What a Dad joke!!!

My dad was listening to a couple of Scottish MP's debating on the radio. He turns to us and goes "Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon. I always thought there was something fishy about those two."

Had a dad joke failure while talking to my son this morning:

Son: "Alex isn't helping at the club anymore"

Me: "Who is?"

Son: "Newman"

Me: "I know it's a new man, but what's his name" (chuckle)

Son: "I don't know his name yet, it's a new man"

Me: "Oh... I... (sigh)"

My name is Alex Kitt and I was searching for student loans. I was quite shocked when my bank offered me a cool loan. The annual charge was low and I couldn't resist. I was quite ampped about my current situation. I accepted the offer and my banker, Ann Peare, said, "Well, Sir Kitt, thank you for your business. You have great potential to light up the world."

Me : Where are you going?

Brother: To pick Alex up

Dad: When did she fall over?

Everyone: :|

Sister: "Do you like Mushrooms, Alex?"

Me: "I can't say that there is Mushroom in my heart for them."

When my Sister retold this to my Dad, he let out a laugh and said he was proud of me!