I understand that the alcohol is not ingested and dealt with by the stomach, but wouldn't the bodies initial reaction still be to throw up?
So I have heard so many bad stories of people putting alcohol up their ass. Usually it is some idiot putting a 40%+ shot up their ass and complaining about how it melted their insides and they shat pink goo for days.
I read that the key is to dilute the alcohol to no more than about 10-15% ABV.
So I took 2 ounces of 35% alcohol (tequila, to be specific) and 6 ounces of water which makes it 13.125% ABV.
Then I took a 20ml oral syringe, and filled it up with the solution and inserted it into my rectum about 1-2 inches. I plunged away and immediately felt the need to shit. But i am used to plugging, and this sensation went away very quick (20 seconds tops). Then I repeated until all of the shot was in me.
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Now, I drank 3 shots before doing this. I had 1 shot left and was barely buzzed, hence why I decided to try this.
I can say that the 2 ounces I plugged feels roughly 2-3 times as potent as if I drank it on an empty stomach.
No, I am not shitting out my insides. There was NO burn. Just felt the need to shit. And I am now buzzed.
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That is all.
I promise I've never "butt chugged" (gross) but it seems to me to be a valid way to get a buzz on. You could even tell the cop who stops you that you started a new medication and did not know it would impair you like that. I guess if they insisted on a blood test your plan would be foiled.
This is NOT a troll so please hear me out. I plunged about a shot of Gin with a crushed Codeine with Acetominophen pill into my anus because I heard the anus can absorb through mucus membranes. My anus has been sore ever since...not sure if its from trying to get the plunger 'in there' or if there's some complication going on. Maybe I retained it too long because I basically held it until I needed to shit, than thats when the pain started
Not only that, but I've been hitting the toilet basically every hour throughout the night only for a miniscule amount to come out. No throw up feeling, maybe SLIGHTLY nauseaus. Is this something more serious and what can I do to alleviate it?
I know denatured alcohol makes you sick if you drink it but...
The other day at work my mind began to wander and I started wondering what would happen if you took something like MDMA, or even mushrooms, as a suppository. I know some folks will do alcohol enemas and it gets them really drunk really fast with just a little bit. Would it have the same effects as taking it orally? Would they be greater as it is when people do the booze enemas?
If you don't like the taste of Everclear (or if it is illegal in your area) you can use peach schnapps or one of those new hipster Skinny Girl concoctions. But really, taste does not matter that much IMHO.
Pro Tip: You will probably die.
So, as the title suggests, we're interested in intoxicating her with wine enemas but despite a lot of googling, I'm still a bit unsure.
Has anyone had any horror stories or things to avoid at all costs that we should know.
Do your worst!
Recently diagnosed with UC. I’m a bit confused on how to figure out what trigger foods are for me or if my symptoms are just part of my colitis and not necessarily food aggravating them. I am currently eating a very bland diet.. white rice, tea with oat milk, occasional sour dough bread, bananas. Prior to this week, I was eating rice bowls with meats. No spicy foods, no alcohol, no dairy, no veggies and fruits. Doing this as I’m currently flaring (2 months now). Doesn’t seem to matter what I eat - it goes straight through me and I can’t stop losing weight.
I am just so so so hungry and find it difficult to function with just broth and pure liquids although I have no idea what foods, if any at this time, are contributing to my flare?
I am on prednisone (nearly tapering off and it hasn’t helped) and colazal. I was on rowasa enemas but my GI asked me to hold for now since it seemed to be aggravating my symptoms. Next step is to discuss biologics.
Any advice from those more experienced with this disorder is greatly appreciated! Thanks in advance.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
