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The best way to save face is to keep the lower half of it closed.
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Those who seek to get even only end up at greater odds.
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Those who sling mud end up only losing ground.
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Want a bouncier water bed? Just fill it with spring water.
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Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
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Keep your dreams alive -- quickly hit the snooze button.
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Don't worry about the bird flu too much -- it's tweetable.
.. Only got 20%Off
Anything I can rectum mend?
He’s my spirit guide.
Edit: Thanks guys.
They claim to love shorts but are always seen in pants.
Slytherin.
I said, "well, speak of the devil!"
The Trolling Stones
'I wish I'd listened to my mother' Why? What did she say? Dunno, I wasn't listening
“Stop going to those places!”
Now, I can't log out.
Because that would be
E-legal.
Take it slow.
They always reply by saying, "I wood".
Because they live under the rock.
They are a bunch of neigh sayers.
He said, “I’ve told you a million times, money doesn’t glow on Tees.”
Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.
My wife is all ears
Just keep running until you’re all pooped out.
That way, your search cannot be fruitless.
Keep your friends close and your anenomes closer
Saved you a klick.
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
Then I realised belts can't talk
I immediately left my Office and tried explaining myself. Sure, on the Surface I do it often, but I think it Works. It's not just about Word play, either; my Outlook on life helps me Excel. She and I have such a great Team Foundation, I Azure you. I wanted to Exchange my thoughts with her, so we could work with OneDrive. I looked her right in the Windows of her soul, to Access the deepest parts of her heart, and told her I loved her. Completely on Edge, I awaited her answer...
PowerPoint of the story is: does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?
They are just big raisins.
I gave him my two cents.
He said "It's worth spending money on a good set of speakers."
"Don't forget to tip your server."
A Consultant.
Me just now to the my kids:
“Make sure you brush all of them [teeth]. I mean it. Front, back, top, bottom, inside, outside, up up, down down, left right, left right, B, A, B, A, select start!”
When you wash your hands, make sure every area is COVID.
He tells his friend, “I’ve been having issues with my coworker and no matter how much I yell at him he just won’t change!”
“Woah there,” his friend says. “No need to yell at him, I think you just need to get to the heart of the problem and figure it out from there.”
The man agrees and leaves. Later on the news, his friend sees that a someone from his friends place of work was murdered. Soon after, his friend appears at his door.
“Ok so I got his heart, what do I do now?”
