I said, “That...sounds like a big step.”
"I shit you knot."
But I don’t want no Scrubs
I love this subreddit but some jokes just come around 5+ times a day, would it be possible to remove -frequent- reposts?
As for the joke:
My wife got mad at me because apparently I have no sense of direction. I immediately packed my stuff and right!
(I hope not everyone knows my joke yet, haven’t seen it on here.)
Can we make the unsubscribe button say punsubscribe instead?
It’s a bit subpar right now.
Wild Bill Hickock
Hey guys so I want to ask a girl out to prom. I want to do a pun with the words using Queen of Flow something like that. Other words can be included,
-Chambeas -Chevre -Estamos Perdiendo El Tiempo
I'm starting a blog as a disabled writer consisting of anecdotal posts about the funny, but unusual circumstances my disability and wheelchair put me in. Any names that come to mind? Particularly fond of blogs titles like Laughing at My Nightmare and Bag Lady Moma. I'm in a wheelchair and have 24/7 care, my disability is Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA)... go as wild as you like
Makes it taste better either way!
I want to start a page to post my embroidery projects in. Give me some puns about needles/floss/hoops and any other sewing and embroidery ideas.
Thanks!
Link to some of my work: https://imgur.com/gallery/DDBmG
a bassless accusation.
Hello! I'm hoping to find some good pun suggestions on naming a Hummus restaurant! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!
One I found that I like is "Hummus where the heart is"
For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes
"Ham or..."
She responded “you know, I slave away all day in this kitchen..”
So I cut in: “and you still can’t seem to get it right.”
On the plus side, it’s way roomier than I would have expected in this doghouse.
Hi punterific people!
I'm a YouTuber that loves puns and use puns regularly in my videos when I play games. I'm having some new graphics donr for my channel and I want to change my 'saying' to reflect the punny part of... Well.. Me :)
The new art depicts my avatar (Game kNight) weilding a shield and a flail - and I want the saying to reflect something in that regard. I persistently play games to win (as if anyone did otherwise) and don't like failing (like most other gamers?);
Thoughts up until now: Flailure is not an option - for me! (but for the enemies I face is implied) Flailing is an option (because facing me will get you flailed) I will not flail you!
Hope you can help me out!
Dadvice.
I've asked my dad for a couple of changes around the house lately. After I mentioned something else today, I remarked that our family could use a suggestion box, but then said that I realized it would quickly be full of requests for La-Z-Boy recliners.
Dad replies: "But we've already got our own full-sized lazy boy!" and of course starts laughing as if he were the funniest dad ever.
http://imgur.com/a/jlJXG
I was working with my Dad to convert a small garden shed into a hen house for our chickens when he added, "we probably should add another door."
"Why? We only need the one, and we already have a hatch on the side to get to the eggs, do we really need another access door?"
"Well, then it'd be a 2-door coupe."
My suggestion: Euclids on the block.
Every time the household has one of those "I love you" rounds... I say "I love lamp." The kids look at me funny and I correct myself to the appropriate-for-the-moment comment.
I look forward to them watching the classic "old" movie I've been referencing for as long as they remember. I hope they'll call me to say they finally got the joke.
Any other long-term dad-bombs I should start planting?
So, what if we maybe do like in other jokesubs, and start with the joke in the title. Did see someone do this for the first time today. And why not? "I dadjoked my gf, my dad pulled this one," And such is not as giving as maybe "So I told my dad I was hungry".. Just saying. =)
Ive have to to an eggstreme egg drop project and film a video while doing it. We want to make it funny by adding some puns to the video any suggestions?
I said, “I don’t know. That seems ....like a big step.”
I said, “That’s .... a big step.”
