The competitive painting contest was an abject failure

as it ended in a draw.

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👤︎ u/vbloke
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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Abject apologies.
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👤︎ u/orlanthi
📅︎ May 24 2020
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My dad would have been proud

I took my two kids (4 and 6) to the new aquarium in our city. They have a petting tank with harmless bamboo sharks. I reach in to the tank. 4 year old: "Is it dangerous?" Me: "Yep" and get a good look of slight fear from him. I then pull my hand out with my ring finger bent over and show it to him. He responds with a look of abject horror. 6 year old: "Stop messing with us!" Unfold my finger and show them. My 4 year old was not amused.

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👤︎ u/Kitty2228
📅︎ Mar 19 2014
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