An Ariestocrat
His name was Sir Gay.
He was (out)standing in his field
It was a discount viscount recount.
Noble gases have no reaction.
Apparently he told a dad joke in class and it got no reaction.
Unfortunately, I found out that most of them Argon
Because they're noble
HeHe
He doesn’t react to any of them.
You fucking count
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
A couple of guys see him and try to beat him up. He didn't react
Because noble gases don't cause reaction
They both go “hehe”
It was ruled by a fair king who joyfully ruled his land. Unfortunately, the kingdom was also home to a wicked thief who loved nothing more than causing mayhem for all the inhabitants of the land.
However, the thief was not your ordinary thief. He only stole bells. Any kind of bell, whether a tiny bell from a kitten’s collar, all the way up to the bell from the king’s royal bell tower.
When the king awoke one morning, the bell tower’s bell was missing. The king, being brave and noble, decided to follow the thief back to his lair. He chose four of his most loyal soldiers, mounted his horse, and rode off into the snowy woods, following the footprints left behind on the ground.
Soon, he and his soldiers arrived to a clearing in the woods. In front of them was a large, bell-shaped building. They found the thief’s lair!Pointing to the recent tracks left in the snow by the thief, the king announced to the soldiers,
“Look! The Fresh Prints to Bell Lair!”
The person that invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize
...but I've forgotten a great deal of them. From my memory, most of them Argon.
On the display there was a book called "The Smartest Guy in the Room." My dad turned to me and said "I should sue, I didn't give them permission to do a biography of me. "
I guess he was well-bread.
But all the good ones Argon
Helium: Be noble.
The Earl of Sandwich
Because noble gases don't cause a reaction.
Credit to u/neitral-fella r/dadjokes doesn't allow crossposting but I thought it belonged here
But they rarely seem to get a reaction...
Don Quichoté.
New dad 9/14/14, finally can legit post in here (=
Abominable (sound it out)
Because noble gasses don’t cause a reaction
His name was Sir Gay
His name was Sir Gay.
He gave me no reaction.
Noble gases have no reaction.
Helium doesn't react!
Argon doesn’t react.
Neon doesn't react
Bartender: “We don’t serve noble gases here” They don’t react
