I recently found out that noble gasses aren't much for comedy

I tried firing all my best jokes at them, but I just couldn't get a reaction...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that_one_shark
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases"

He doesn't react.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellimnotdeadyet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What do you call a sheep of noble birth?

An Ariestocrat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I met a noble Russian homosexual.

His name was Sir Gay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Noble Prize?

He was (out)standing in his field

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My cheap noble challenged the election results.

It was a discount viscount recount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftyMcShift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Noble
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I tried to make a joke about noble gases

Unfortunately, I found out that most of them Argon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zBauk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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What did the peasants say to a noble who let them suffer?

You fucking count

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wadedoto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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A noble gas walks into a bar

A couple of guys see him and try to beat him up. He didn't react

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roboragemachine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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What happens when nobles go broke?

They're crestfallen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragonlord67
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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How to you call gay russian noble?

Sergei

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πŸ‘€︎ u/u_know_the_tuna
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What do the noble pirates inhale ?

Arrrrrrrrgon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Noble prize

The person that invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FluidPaper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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I have quite a few jokes on noble gases...

...but I've forgotten a great deal of them. From my memory, most of them Argon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lethano
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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My dad and I walked into Barnes and Noble today...

On the display there was a book called "The Smartest Guy in the Room." My dad turned to me and said "I should sue, I didn't give them permission to do a biography of me. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunder_Cats_Hoe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2014
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The baker in my town was secretly a noble.

I guess he was well-bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-kant_even
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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Saw this at a Barnes and Noble. i.reddituploads.com/25746…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stuntslushy1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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Which English noble was the most inbred?

The Earl of Sandwich

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πŸ‘€︎ u/technically_art
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2015
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I like to make puns about the noble gasses...

But they rarely seem to get a reaction...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kawww
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2013
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What do you call an egg dish with noble intentions, poor eyesight and erratic execution?

Don QuichotΓ©.

New dad 9/14/14, finally can legit post in here (=

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derptron5K
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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I've met a noble Russian homosexual

His name was Sir Gay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pablo_Chudini
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses here!" Argon doesn't react
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slumberingtitan
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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I've met a noble Russian homosexual.

His name was Sir Gay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases in here."

Helium doesn't react!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven_007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Argon walks into a bar. Bartender says β€œsorry we don’t serve noble gases here”

Argon doesn’t react.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Once you scare the noble gases...

They Argon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeke_Zurita
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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Neon walks into a bar, the barman says "we don't serve noble gasses in here"

Neon doesn't react

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChazyLamy
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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A group of noble gases walk into a bar

Bartender: β€œWe don’t serve noble gases here” They don’t react

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmyjohnjones1
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