29 Hilarious Noble Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I recently found out that noble gasses aren't much for comedy

I tried firing all my best jokes at them, but I just couldn't get a reaction...

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👤︎ u/that_one_shark

📅︎ Feb 17 2021

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Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases"

He doesn't react.

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👤︎ u/wellimnotdeadyet

📅︎ Feb 03 2021

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What do you call a sheep of noble birth?

An Ariestocrat

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👤︎ u/gssn-nospace

📅︎ Jan 27 2021

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I met a noble Russian homosexual.

His name was Sir Gay.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz

📅︎ Jan 01 2021

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Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Noble Prize?

He was (out)standing in his field

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👤︎ u/browsingwhileishit

📅︎ Dec 03 2020

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My cheap noble challenged the election results.

It was a discount viscount recount.

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👤︎ u/ShiftyMcShift

📅︎ Nov 04 2020

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Noble

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👤︎ u/mylifesucksdickbitch

📅︎ Mar 03 2020

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I tried to make a joke about noble gases

Unfortunately, I found out that most of them Argon

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👤︎ u/zBauk

📅︎ Jan 08 2020

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What did the peasants say to a noble who let them suffer?

You fucking count

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👤︎ u/wadedoto

📅︎ Dec 28 2019

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A noble gas walks into a bar

A couple of guys see him and try to beat him up. He didn't react

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👤︎ u/Roboragemachine

📅︎ Apr 12 2019

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What happens when nobles go broke?

They're crestfallen.

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👤︎ u/Dragonlord67

📅︎ Oct 04 2019

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How to you call gay russian noble?

Sergei

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👤︎ u/u_know_the_tuna

📅︎ Mar 02 2019

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What do the noble pirates inhale ?

Arrrrrrrrgon

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👤︎ u/kinjago

📅︎ Oct 17 2018

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Noble prize

The person that invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize

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👤︎ u/FluidPaper

📅︎ Sep 23 2018

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I have quite a few jokes on noble gases...

...but I've forgotten a great deal of them. From my memory, most of them Argon.

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👤︎ u/lethano

📅︎ Nov 18 2016

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My dad and I walked into Barnes and Noble today...

On the display there was a book called "The Smartest Guy in the Room." My dad turned to me and said "I should sue, I didn't give them permission to do a biography of me. "

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👤︎ u/Thunder_Cats_Hoe

📅︎ Feb 11 2014

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The baker in my town was secretly a noble.

I guess he was well-bread.

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👤︎ u/i-kant_even

📅︎ May 01 2017

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Saw this at a Barnes and Noble. i.reddituploads.com/25746…

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👤︎ u/stuntslushy1

📅︎ Dec 02 2016

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Which English noble was the most inbred?

The Earl of Sandwich

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👤︎ u/technically_art

📅︎ Apr 19 2015

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I like to make puns about the noble gasses...

But they rarely seem to get a reaction...

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👤︎ u/Kawww

📅︎ Dec 16 2013

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What do you call an egg dish with noble intentions, poor eyesight and erratic execution?

Don Quichoté.

New dad 9/14/14, finally can legit post in here (=

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👤︎ u/Derptron5K

📅︎ Sep 19 2014

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I've met a noble Russian homosexual

His name was Sir Gay

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👤︎ u/Pablo_Chudini

📅︎ Dec 31 2018

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses here!" Argon doesn't react

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👤︎ u/slumberingtitan

📅︎ May 30 2019

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I've met a noble Russian homosexual.

His name was Sir Gay.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Nov 25 2019

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Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases in here."

Helium doesn't react!

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👤︎ u/Raven_007

📅︎ Jan 16 2019

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Argon walks into a bar. Bartender says “sorry we don’t serve noble gases here”

Argon doesn’t react.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56

📅︎ Feb 13 2018

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Once you scare the noble gases...

They Argon.

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👤︎ u/Zeke_Zurita

📅︎ Jan 26 2018

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Neon walks into a bar, the barman says "we don't serve noble gasses in here"

Neon doesn't react

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👤︎ u/ChazyLamy

📅︎ May 22 2018

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A group of noble gases walk into a bar

Bartender: “We don’t serve noble gases here” They don’t react

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👤︎ u/Jimmyjohnjones1

📅︎ Mar 25 2018

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