I got a bee.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
She saw the sine.
Plastic explosives
I just can’t deal with this any more.
He hit a glass ceiling.
They didn’t see the sign.
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers
I said alrighty then.
alt righty then!"
Nobody got higher than me.
Gonna call it Scarf-Ace
He's an arrow ace.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
The King of Spade.
I aced it!
Ace attorney's
It was a brie-ze
It was a bowlin’ ace.
He winged it!
The good news is I aced my IHOP interview
It always has a flush.
My doctor has prescribed me an ace inhibitor for my blood pressure
This was from a conversation my wife and I had yesterday. She asked me why I always go to Lowe’s instead of the local hardware store seeing as I’m all about supporting local businesses. I told her it’s because I take lisinopril and it’s an ace inhibitor.
It was ACE!
Chris P. Cream
Chris P. Bacon
Pete Zah
Barbie Q.
Q. Cumber
Okra Winfrey
Tom A. Tow
Zach N. Cheese
Drew Brie's
May N. Ace
Tuna Turner
Drew Berry
Parma Shawn
An Ace of Spades.
They call me Scarf Ace
But I don't deal well with change.
I got so good with scarves, they started calling me scarf ace.
He caught him raising a racket.
.....he's a real scarf ace.
Me: “He was really good, he had like 30 aces”
Dad: “well he must of been cheating then... there’s not that many in a pack of cards”
But when I swap for aces of spades, I'm trading Spaces
A Bluffolo
The King and Queen of clubs.
Because he's s-pine was acing.
Nobody got higher than me.
