She didn't realize it was a marriage proposal until she saw the red ring on it.
But that just got my oven back where it started and my foods still not done.
She must be tracked down and stopped!
penny factories make a lot of sense.
I'd say that my posts are pretty well-rounded.
...and don't change my mind at all.
He told me I've really come full circle on that.
But thankfully Iโve turned that situation around 360 degrees
Now I canโt open it, as the door faces the wall.
Because he had 360 degrees.
It's not easy getting 360 degrees!
Because he doesnโt have an angle
I looked him dead in the eyes and said look at me, I weigh 360 lbs I have a fatty everything.
I calm myself down by playing my Christ Box 360.
But after lots of studying, Iโve made a total 360!
Dad: "Can't you just subtract 359 from your Xbox 360?"
I swear that it said the camera could record in 360 degrees, on the box
Edit: corrected a typo
It has 360 degrees!
- 1920 x 1080 (tower PC)
- 1366 x 768 (chromebook)
- 1080p (TV)
- 1024 x 600 (tablet)
- 360 x 480 (phone)
It already had 360 degrees.
It has 360 degrees.
Wife: You can just pay us $360, since it's half of the mortgage.
SIL: How about we make it $400, I like round numbers.
Me: 360 is a round number.
360 degrees. That way you get 2pi.
He spins a 360 showcasing his head, and says "Hey son, I got a hair cut today. Can you tell which one!?"
Guy A: "Where is my fucking jacket?"
Guy B: "Over there, next to your regular one"
Video in question: 6:00
Just make sure it's cooked at 360ยฐ!
Because it's 360 degrees in there.
Girlfriend: Why do you want the Xbox one? Me: It seems kind of cool, a couple good games out right now. Girlfriend: What's the difference between the xbox one and the 360 anyways? Me: 359 She got pissed.
My brother and I are sitting at the dinner table taking about the number of days in the year and the difference between an earth year and a light year, and after careful explanation on the physics behind it, Dad goes:
Dad: "There are 360 days in a light year." Me: "Huh? How did you figure that?" Dad: "Because it's a...LITE year!"
Got my wife in Church today. I asked her what the hymn number was, and she said, "360". I fully rotated the hymnal, and said, "I couldn't find it". She whispered louder, "THREE SIXTY". In mid second rotation she called me an asshole! In church! Tsk, tsk.
Vladimir eating a bean burrito.
Facepalm dad.
He also had one and I will quote:
"What do Dateline, Anderson Cooper 360 & 20/20 have in common?"
"I don't know dad. Can we just have lunch?"
"The first two are news shows and the third is what your mother drank for breakfast....Get it? Like MadDog 20/20."
Then, arm to God, he went
but they really turned it around with the 360.
