A list of puns related to "3.5"
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
The odds were against me!
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
The odds were against me.
Prime Rib!
They wave.
But the odds were against them
The odds were against me.
They seem to be at odds with each other.
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
Those are the years you’re in your prime
Because they just can't even.
That's alot of information to swallow.
Dark, isn’t it?
Vow to get even.
2 was enjoying a special position in the sequence of numbers. It was the only even prime number. All the other even numbers existed only because 2 existed. Heck, even computers ran on base-2.
As a result, 2 looked down upon all the other numbers, but no one could do anything about it.
3 and 5 conspired against 2 and decided they needed to do something so that it lost its powers. They kidnapped 2, and through magic divided 2’s powers equally among themselves. 2 ceased to exist. 3 and 5 both increased by 1.
Looking at 2’s dead body, they said, “Now we are even.”
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
I'm a prime target
I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8
Literally she can't even.
They're prime cuts
I guess he went ham on that Swiss.
My to doo list
It was really odd
After looking for 2 and 4 like crazy they thought...... That's odd
Never mind.... This is an odd joke.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbeans...
I mean, what are the odds?
I've been told that it's prime real estate.
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
The odds were against me.
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
The odds were against me
Because they can’t even
The odds were against me.
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Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.
The odds were against me.
Because they cant even.
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
The odds were against me.
It’s a four-gone conclusion.
The odds were against me.
The odds were against me
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