My day is full of conference calls, collaborations, and 1-on-1s. I wish they would all just go away...

...but then my life would be meetingless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ciden
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why shouldn't computers make TV shows?

The ratings would be 1s and 0s

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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So my dad was looking through multiplication cards and decided to test me to see if I still remember my times tables.

And he came across 4x11 to which I automatically reply 44. He then rebuffs with, "No, four times two."

"Two? Where'd you get two?"

"There." He points at the two 1s. "See? One...two."

I groan. "Apรก, it's not mixed with Roman Numerals."

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