Why are so many people tired on April 1st?

they just finished a 31 day March.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaimesGotAGun
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What do you call a hammer bought in april 1st?

April tool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9874123456
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If you're born April 1st

Your life's a joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Antho432
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Dad: How do you leave an idiot in suspense?

Child: how? Dad: I'll tell you later

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Today I made the whole class cringe and laugh

I was doing a presentation for one of my classes and was talking about something that happened on April 1st. I said "this may have been on April Fool's Day but this is no joke." The whole class cringed and laughed & the teacher busted out laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalMorris
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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A Dad-tastic April Fools joke

This morning my friend and I were exchanging conversation about what our dad's usually do to prank us on April 1st. My dad always calls and says he was in a horrible car accident and broke a limb. It's never funny, but he laughs and laughs so I go with it. My friends Dad however is a classic Dad-joke type of Dad. This year, my friend tells me: >Friend: My dad said Mr. Lion called for me

>Me: Mr. Lion eh?

>Friend: Yea he gave me a number to call, but I haven't called it yet.

>Me: I'll call!

I get the number from him, and the automated message service for the San Diego Zoo clicks on. It's pun-tastic, a fun, and non aggravating April Fools joke.

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Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

They just went through a grueling 31 day March.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/million_monkeys
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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It’s April 1st...

Happy April Flu’s Day!

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Why were the soldiers so tired on April 1st?

They just got done with a 31 day March!

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Why am I always so tired on 1st April ...

... because I’ve just endured a 31 day March

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Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?

Because they just finished a long 31 day march.

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