1P Puns

A list of puns related to "1P"

(UK people may find this funny)

Tesco have taken 1p off petrol it is now called etrol

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👤︎ u/MickDagger28
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Visiting London, I was pleasantly surprised by this.

It only costs 1p to get into the local aquarium, as long as you're camping, or dressed as a dolphin.

So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!

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👤︎ u/lookoutnow
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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My dad thinks he's punny

I asked him if he was excited for the superb owl...

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👤︎ u/doctor-rockso
📅︎ Feb 04 2014
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Dads Response to Son Being Attacked by Bees(x-post from videos)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pYdZlL0VK0

I thought this belonged here. A true Dad to the end.

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👤︎ u/Fearbeard
📅︎ Dec 11 2013
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