.vu Puns

So he yelled, "Hey - ya new tent has come I bet!" as he ran to the door

I think I've forgotten this before.

Do you ever get the feeling of Déjà-vu?

I swear I have before. The strangest feeling

I feel like I've done this crap before

But I feel like it’s been posted here before.

"Have we been here before? I'm sure we've been here before." - Every male member of my family (including my Alzheimer's stricken grandfather).

Every time.

Wait... Have I told you this one before?

They always say they’ve been herbivore.

"I feel like I've ben hur before."

While spending time with my parents in law, my father in law asks my wife, "Ever get deja vu?" "No.." "Ever get deja vu?" "Oh my god.." "Ever get deja vu? Whoa.. deja vu."

..and it was so delicious.

My mam saw a channel on the telly called the Deja Vu channel so she asked my dad what it was.

He replied with ‘I’m not sure but I swear I’ve seen it before’

He’s now pissing himself laughing and mam doesn’t get it

Dijon vu

Happy Father's Day!

... that this joke about déjà vu might be a repost.

I'm having a geisha vu

guess I got beigé-à-vu!

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credit:https://youtu.be/j2JVYTtWzVU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_CfmfWxVuM

So I stayed with relatives in New Zealand for a while. I had no knowledge of the local places.

They were talking about a certain french style cafe.

Me: What's the cafe called?

Cousin: It's called deja-vu. Do you know it?

Me: Yeah I think I've seen it already.

Silence and faces of clueless people

I even had to explain the joke which kinda made me feel dumb. So I thought that's probably how a dad feels after making one of these jokes.

I explained to him that they set the gel polish with a UV light.

He replied "How do they get it off? ..... With a VU light? snicker"

I think I've forgotten this before

No? That's weird, I thought I did

Dijon vu