Déjà vu Puns

A list of puns related to "Déjà vu"

My son asked me, “What does déjà vu mean?”

I said, “I have a feeling you asked me this before.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 09 2021
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My son asked me today what déjà vu meant as some bet. I pretended I didn't hear him to make him ask me again so I could teach him.

So he yelled, "Hey - ya new tent has come I bet!" as he ran to the door

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👤︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Do you ever get the feeling of Déjà-vu?

Do you ever get the feeling of Déjà-vu?

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👤︎ u/AtlantaBoyz
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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I have the weirdest feeling...

... that this joke about déjà vu might be a repost.

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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