What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
What would a python calls himself when he goes on diet?
py-thin
What does a snake wear to the beach?
A py-thong
A bug's life
So this thing flew into my wife's ear last night. After a trip to the emergency room to get it out and take care of the excruciating pain caused by the bug moving around in her ear canal I started up on the dad jokes.
'Huh, looks like you caught a bug'
'I guess that was bugging you'
'You were acting kind of buggy with that in your ear'
'Did we just see a bug's life?'
I enjoyed them immensely. My wife just rolled her eyes at me.
