£sd Puns

A list of puns related to "£sd"

I made a righthand turn in Deadwood SD onto

Calamity Lane.

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👤︎ u/Hotairduck
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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Android crashes on boot when running from SD card
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👤︎ u/TheJackHughman
📅︎ Mar 21 2017
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Ya know, what this sub really needs is more water

http://i.imgur.com/BO1guSD.jpg

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👤︎ u/fatherramon
📅︎ Jun 28 2016
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Why would anyone buy the KFC fire log?

I murdered their buffet last weekend and have been pumping them out for free ever since.

- Credit to smeesmay on SD.

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👤︎ u/zinconyx
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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The boys didn't get it. I know you will

We were pulling into Dairy Queen for ice cream. One of the boys sd Hey there is only 1 car there. I said "You might say it looks...Desserted."

They didnt catch it so I though I'd share it with you all.

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👤︎ u/spybot2915
📅︎ Jun 26 2014
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My dad's proudest moment

I was on a road trip with him and we were leaving Rapid City, SD, when we saw a billboard that said "Cowboy Pancakes: 99¢"

He turns to me and says, "Cowboy Pancakes? They must serve those with maple stirrup"

He proceeded to laugh really hard and beat his steering wheel.

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👤︎ u/bbouerfgae
📅︎ Aug 13 2013
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Dadjoked my roommate last evening

My roommate was comparing two SD memory cards last night. He uses them for GoPro cameras for racing. He observed aloud that there was a 50MB difference in their read speeds. I chimed in, "But you're not interested in read speed, write?" You know it's bad when you have to explain the joke..

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👤︎ u/curzyk
📅︎ Feb 22 2016
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I laughed...he was confused.

A coworker said to me as he was leaving...
"OK I'm outta here. I'll give you a ring later."
I sd "Woah woah, I think its a little too soon for that. I've only known you a few months"

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👤︎ u/spybot2915
📅︎ Apr 03 2014
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Stepdad got me...

SD: How was the basketball game?

Me: It was intense

SD: In tents? Did the gym break?

Me: * glares *

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👤︎ u/MaeghanKizziah
📅︎ Jan 29 2015
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