A Zen master walked up to a hot dog stand, and ordered himself a meal.
"Make me one with everything."
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Why don't Zen Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?
Because they have no attachments.
HELP WANTED: Zen Buddhist Monk
Inquire within.
My grandfather was a master of Zen
He always said "Ven you vant to do something, zen go and do it!"
Why are bank tellers so zen?
Because they stay balanced.
Did you hear about the Zen master that walked across the fiery coals?
He had Flaming Hot Chi-toes.
The zen Buddhist achieved enlightenment, only to find himself unable to vacuum in corners.
He had no attachments.
I just went out and bought a "Japanese zen mirror"
It's great for self-reflection
a zen monk turned cobbler. . (sorry if re-post. .new to posting)
a Buddhist 'bootist'
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What did the Zen Buddhist say to the Subway worker?
Make me one with everything.
Make me one with everything. -- Zen Master to the hot dog vendor
