Zen 2 Puns

A list of puns related to "Zen 2"

State of Zen

How still do you have to be to reach a Zen state of mind?'

Fro-Zen Still

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👤︎ u/jslee_beats0608
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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I like to do yoga,

every now and zen.

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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I met a buddhist who was tragically afraid of inner peace...

... he was zen-ophobic!

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👤︎ u/eat-rainbows
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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My grandfather was a master of Zen

He always said "Ven you vant to do something, zen go and do it!"

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👤︎ u/kirillsimin
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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Disney's making an animated Blaxploitation film about Eastern philosophy.

They're calling it 'FroZen.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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What do you call the art of Freezer meditation?

Fro-zen!

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👤︎ u/Thanosisntwrong
📅︎ Oct 23 2018
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The Frenchman thought about returning to Buddhism, but he had second thoughts.

Zen again, maybe not

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👤︎ u/daneah
📅︎ Sep 27 2017
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I think its so cool how peaceful Bob Ross is

I feel FroZen

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Jan 28 2018
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