State of Zen

How still do you have to be to reach a Zen state of mind?'

Fro-Zen Still

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jslee_beats0608
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I gave up explaining to my Zen master how E-mails work.

He can't just comprehend what attachments are!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pkdtezpur88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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That was zen, this is meow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Did you hear the joke about the zen pizza?

It was one with everything!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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A Zen master walked up to a hot dog stand, and ordered himself a meal.

"Make me one with everything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatinousNamous
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Why don't Zen Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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HELP WANTED: Zen Buddhist Monk

Inquire within.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoboNerdOK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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That was zen. This is meow.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sobexmaster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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My grandfather was a master of Zen

He always said "Ven you vant to do something, zen go and do it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirillsimin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Why are bank tellers so zen?

Because they stay balanced.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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Did you hear about the Zen master that walked across the fiery coals?

He had Flaming Hot Chi-toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jebjum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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The zen Buddhist achieved enlightenment, only to find himself unable to vacuum in corners.

He had no attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotDiggityDamnSon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2017
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I just went out and bought a "Japanese zen mirror"

It's great for self-reflection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brolestebrol
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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a zen monk turned cobbler. . (sorry if re-post. .new to posting)

a Buddhist 'bootist'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwoodreddit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the Subway worker?

Make me one with everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoTheSpiderboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Make me one with everything. -- Zen Master to the hot dog vendor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrashertm
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2016
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