Hi All,
I am visiting Zelenograd soon, and I do not speak any Russian. Do you know of any cinemas that might play movies with English subtitles rather than being dubbed in Russian? Thank you!
Hi all,
My manmeat and I are off to Moscow and Zelenograd in the summer and while I've reassured him that costs of living are relatively expensive, he's still a bit worried so I'm compiling a list of prices for him. Last time I went was last year so I really can't remember any of it!
Could any of you help me and let me know the prices of:
A loaf of bread
A carton of milk
A can/bottle of good quality beer
A 10-trip metro ticket
A 10-trip bus ticket
A takeaway pizza
Prices in roubles are fine, I'll xe them. Thanks in advance! I've Googled stuff like sleeper train prices to St Petersburg but these ones are a bit harder to find.
Hey /r/Russia! I am an American that will be living in Zelenograd for almost a year teaching English starting in September. Do you guys have any more detailed information on the city regarding things to do, and general daily life? Or better yet does anybody live there? Anything will help, thank you!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
