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What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
An evergreen
A friend of mine thinks he's an expert on tree types.
He refers to himself as a conifer
How do you know all woodpeckers love heavy metal music?
Because they’re all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).
Tree joke
Did you hear Santa got charged for flying around the yew forest? He was charged with evasion of taxus.
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"
For six days of the week, I appreciate oak trees.
The other day? That's a firs day.
I tried to change the wood of my table but got yelled at
I was just trying to spruce things up
What did the man say to his favourite tree?
I love Yew
A father and son are walking through their garden and stops in front of a tree
Father: "For 18 years i've watched you grow up to be a great young adult, you have your whole life ahead of you. I'm so proud of Yew."
When I have a cold, I can speak the language of the forest quite...
Flu-Ently.
I have a very motivational Tree in my yard...
Every time I leave it yells out, "I'm ROOTIN' for ya!"
What did the teenager tree say to to the other teenager tree after getting caught misbehaving.
Yew wood too.
I saw a documentary on the production of wood pulp the other day
It was "paper-view!"
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Unfortunately it seemed a tad informal. If it wasn't accurate, I guess it was just "Pulp Fiction"
My fiance and I were in bed and she said to me "I love you"
I told her "I like trees as well but you don't see me going on about it"
