He refers to himself as a conifer
Because they’re all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).
Did you hear Santa got charged for flying around the yew forest? He was charged with evasion of taxus.
The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"
The other day? That's a firs day.
I was just trying to spruce things up
I love Yew
Father: "For 18 years i've watched you grow up to be a great young adult, you have your whole life ahead of you. I'm so proud of Yew."
Every time I leave it yells out, "I'm ROOTIN' for ya!"
Yew wood too.
It was "paper-view!"
Unfortunately it seemed a tad informal. If it wasn't accurate, I guess it was just "Pulp Fiction"