Did you hear Santa got charged for flying around the yew forest? He was charged with evasion of taxus.
Because they’re all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).
The other day? That's a firs day.
The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"
I was just trying to spruce things up
Father: "For 18 years i've watched you grow up to be a great young adult, you have your whole life ahead of you. I'm so proud of Yew."
I love Yew
Yew wood too.
He opened my computer and said he found the problem. Pointing at the processor he said, "see, pee-yew."
Every time I leave it yells out, "I'm ROOTIN' for ya!"