I made a meme for all yew wonderful people
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikerpoler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnapsCheese
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2015
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What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?

An evergreen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7bladesofgrass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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A friend of mine thinks he's an expert on tree types.

He refers to himself as a conifer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RodimusMajor84
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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How do you know all woodpeckers love heavy metal music?

Because they’re all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsaacPickle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Tree joke

Did you hear Santa got charged for flying around the yew forest? He was charged with evasion of taxus.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, β€œWait! I’m a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned, β€œAnd you will dialogue!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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For six days of the week, I appreciate oak trees.

The other day? That's a firs day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebigeyedduck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Do you know who should donate to #teamtrees?

Yew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chezamund
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I tried to change the wood of my table but got yelled at

I was just trying to spruce things up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cauanguy1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What did the man say to his favourite tree?

I love Yew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxtheloco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Why tho
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Relapson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2018
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A father and son are walking through their garden and stops in front of a tree

Father: "For 18 years i've watched you grow up to be a great young adult, you have your whole life ahead of you. I'm so proud of Yew."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustacius
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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When I have a cold, I can speak the language of the forest quite...

Flu-Ently.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mournclaw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2013
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I have a very motivational Tree in my yard...

Every time I leave it yells out, "I'm ROOTIN' for ya!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Putmaster
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2013
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What did the teenager tree say to to the other teenager tree after getting caught misbehaving.

Yew wood too.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I saw a documentary on the production of wood pulp the other day

It was "paper-view!"

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Unfortunately it seemed a tad informal. If it wasn't accurate, I guess it was just "Pulp Fiction"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goboatmen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2013
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My fiance and I were in bed and she said to me "I love you"

I told her "I like trees as well but you don't see me going on about it"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quazamuhaha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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