Yard Sales Puns

I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!

And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yard.

I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew i couldn’t turn that down.

When I asked how much, the lady said they were free of charge.

Unfortunately, they only had friars.

I thought to myself, “man... sales must be ruff.”

But all I got was an old friar.

"here she comes, with her biggest fan!"

"no thanks, I don't need another yard"

"Why would they want to sell their yard??"

Every time. Without fail.

heard it 2 days ago "a yard sale? let's see how much they're selling the part with the flowers for over there."

"Where's the box of half off one hundred dollar bills?"

Sven went up to the barn and said "Ole, I see da sign in your yard. All you have is a tractor and a combine". Ole said "Yep, and der boat for sale!"

Driving down the highway, we see a sign in front of a furniture store advertising a "Huge Futon Sale".

Dad - "I wonder if they have regular-size futons, too."

Yard Sale Lady: That's my son.

Me having a yard sale

My dad: I’m here to buy a yard

Me: Oh look, the sidewalk sale is this weekend.

Dad: Why would anyone come into town just to buy a sidewalk?

This past weekend my brother, parents and myself were at a large multi-neighborhood yard sale.

We walked past a sign that read "Porch sale. Come on up"

After reading this my dad said...

"Porch sale? No thanks we already got one!"

He saw a sign for a yard sale. And he just had to ask, "Hey, do either of you need a yard?"

Dad: "but where will they put their house after they sell their yard?"

"Why would anyone want to sell their yard?"

a Yard Sale.

Dad: "Who would sell just the yard, what about the house?"

a Garage Sale.

Dad: "Where are they going to park their cars then?"