People ask me why I keep bring my sled to places like yard sales and the flea market

I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyuse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...

And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calliecadillac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I was walking by a yard sale the other day

I saw a radio for $1. The volume dial was broken but I knew i couldn’t turn that down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOwl121
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I saw some dead batteries at a yard sale.

When I asked how much, the lady said they were free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mysticune
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I went to a Church yard sale looking for a grill...

Unfortunately, they only had friars.

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I drove past a lumbar yard the other day. They were having a β€œBark Sale”

I thought to myself, β€œman... sales must be ruff.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshuadbonner
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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I went to a church yard sale for a new grill...

But all I got was an old friar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karpish_the_smol
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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My dad saw a woman leaving a yard sale with a ceiling fan..

"here she comes, with her biggest fan!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slemonatealemon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2013
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"hey dad, look a yard sale!"...

"no thanks, I don't need another yard"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wandr123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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When my dad drives past a Yard Sale..

"Why would they want to sell their yard??"

Every time. Without fail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kayla0kay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2013
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yard sales...

heard it 2 days ago "a yard sale? let's see how much they're selling the part with the flowers for over there."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logslogslogs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2013
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My dad at every yard sale he goes to,

"Where's the box of half off one hundred dollar bills?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Caught_Abra
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2013
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One day Sven was walking past Ole's place and noticed a sign that said Boat For Sale.

Sven went up to the barn and said "Ole, I see da sign in your yard. All you have is a tractor and a combine". Ole said "Yep, and der boat for sale!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Dads always love a good furniture sale.

Driving down the highway, we see a sign in front of a furniture store advertising a "Huge Futon Sale".

Dad - "I wonder if they have regular-size futons, too."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
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Me: How much for the angry yard gnome?

Yard Sale Lady: That's my son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Dad joke 101

Me having a yard sale

My dad: I’m here to buy a yard

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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My hometown is currently having a sale where all the shops put merchandise on the sidewalk at discounted prices

Me: Oh look, the sidewalk sale is this weekend.

Dad: Why would anyone come into town just to buy a sidewalk?

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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Porches aren't cheap

This past weekend my brother, parents and myself were at a large multi-neighborhood yard sale.

We walked past a sign that read "Porch sale. Come on up"

After reading this my dad said...

"Porch sale? No thanks we already got one!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Millisam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2016
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While my dad was driving me and my brother around

He saw a sign for a yard sale. And he just had to ask, "Hey, do either of you need a yard?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DabuSurvivor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2014
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Every time we see a sign for a yard sale

Dad: "but where will they put their house after they sell their yard?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skiigga
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2014
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Driving with my dad and we see a yard sale sign...

"Why would anyone want to sell their yard?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John_smith22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2014
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Every time we drive past...

a Yard Sale.

Dad: "Who would sell just the yard, what about the house?"

a Garage Sale.

Dad: "Where are they going to park their cars then?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smbrickner
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2013
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