Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Sometimes, when I sit on the floor, I pull my knees up to my chest and wrap my arms around them. Then I tuck my head down on top and lean forward.
A guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing only cling-wrap as underpants.
The doctor said, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
A guy walks into a psychiatrist office wrapped in saran wrap
Doctor says, "I can clearly see your nuts".
My friend lost ten pounds doing a body wrap. Not me though. It's always a bad idea to go out dressed in Saran wrap.
People can clearly see you're (your) nuts.
Why did Superman decide to wrap Lex Luthor in aluminium rather than taking him to jail?
Because then he could truly foil his plans.
Santa's helpers are having a competition to see who can wrap the most amount of presents this year.
They are having a boxing match.
Dad joke question: has any rap song ever ended with “that’s a wrap!” Or “time to wrap it up”?
I would like to know this song.
“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
Just happened a few minutes ago. Whilst wrapping an easel for our daughter my better half said "how am I going to wrap this?" I replied "Easely". Not even a smile :( wasted talent here.
Where do bubble wraps come from?
Don't know. It popped out of nowhere.
My wife asked me to help her wrap presents...
So I started doing my best human beatbox impersonation.
"Yo! Yo! Presents in da hizzzzzzz!"
She wasn't as amused as I was.
We are putting away our unused Christmas gift wrap materials, and my son casually comments
“They’re going to be napping papers”
A Greek cooked a wrap up in the air.
I watched an old lady in a head wrap get mugged for her purse before she quickly stabbed the man and took it back.
It was a shawl shank redemption
Without saran wrap or bread clips.
Our lives would be very stale
Most people really hate when cars have a super reflective wrap, they think it’s too showoffy.
Personally, I can see myself in one of them.
Do you know there’s a flagpole which is 171m tall in Saudi Arabia? I can’t wrap my head around it.
I mean seriously, my arms are not long enough. Let alone my head.
Wrap Up
Today someone asked me who R.S. Reynolds was.
I told them he was a wrap star.
My sister talking about Christmas: “I don’t worry about Christmas, I got it all under wraps”
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing Saran Wrap shorts
The shrink takes one look at him and says “I can clearly see your nuts!”
If you wrap up your fan...
...it becomes a sealing fan.
They should make bubble wrap with cherry shaped bubbles
Parents are supposed to wrap empty boxes to put under the tree. Then when the children are naughty, throw one in the fire.
But what if they run out of children?
What do you call it when a Tesla crashes and wraps itself around a telephone pole?
A man showed up to my psychiatric practice dressed only in Saran Wrap requesting diagnosis.
I told him, “I can plainly see your nuts.”
I wrote a essay on cling wrap.
I wanted to have an air-tight argument
My friend said that he wraps empty boxes to put under the tree. Every time one of his kids acts up,he throws them in the fireplace.
I asked him what happens when he runs out of kids?
Last night my wife said she was gonna go make a wrap.
After staring at her for a couple of moments, I asked if she was waiting for a beat or something first.
Wrap game
Friend asks for a snack
Me: "Well, help yourself to my snack draw"
Friend: "There's only wrappers"*
Me: "This is where I keep my Eminems"
Having your mom help you wrap a gift
The fish & chip shop I go to still wraps up their meals in newspaper
Yesterday I got a plaice in The Sun.
Having your mom help you wrap a gift
Yesterday, I went to my psychiatrist office wearing saran wrap pants. And my psychiatrist said...
"Clearly; I can see you're nuts."
Squat down, pull in my knees, wrap my arms around, lean forward towards the left shoulder.
A naked guy walks into a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap
The psychiatrist says, “I can clearly see you’re nuts”
A man walked into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap
The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
What did they say to the man wrapped in Saran Wrap
Clearly I can see your nuts
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
I went to my therapist's office wearing only saran wrap
He said " I can clearly see your nuts"
Guy walks into psychiatrist office wearing nothing but plastic wrap ...
Doctor takes one look at him, and says " Clearly I see you're nuts!"
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
A man walks into a psychologist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap around his waist.
The doctor says "I can clearly see your nuts!"
A guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.....
The psychiatrist says “Sir, I can clearly see your nuts”
A guy walks into a psychologists office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap...
The psychologist says “I can clearly see your nuts”
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