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︎ Jun 04 2020
Why do they call them wontons?
I mean, they only weigh like an ounce.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
My family and I got wonton soup but we needed one more,
so now we have twoton soup.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
So a sensei or βteacherβ at a martial arts school brings a bowl of crispy wontons to class.
He sets it on a plinth and tells the students theyβre free to take a couple after class is over. Halfway through teaching the senpai or senseiβs assistant approaches and tells him he has an important phone call. He tells the class to find a partner and practice. He comes back fifteen minutes later and the plinth is knocked over, the bowl is in pieces and the wontons crushed and scattered about. He is dismayed that his students would engage in such sensei-less wonton destruction.
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︎ Jun 23 2019
Today, at lunch, my wife almost threw out her leftover wonton soup.
I immediately stopped her and asked for a to go container. I wonβt stand by and allow acts of wonton destruction.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Wonton soup
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︎ Dec 13 2019
I went for chinese food the other day, they got my order wrong and forgot my dumplings, but I got extra wontons for free.
You dim sum, you lose some.
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︎ Feb 11 2019
I ordered wonton soup
Hey hungry, itβs dad you wanna eat? I cant finish 1 ton of soup by myself...
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︎ Aug 06 2019
How much does wonton soup weigh? One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
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︎ Jan 03 2017
While looking through a cookbook I spotted a recipe for Wonton Soup...
I remarked that I thought it would be a nice thing to make one day to which my Dad piped in with,
"Is that the one with the questionable morals?"
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︎ Jan 29 2014
If rioters burn down a Chinese takeout...
... do we call it an act of wonton destruction?
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︎ Jun 13 2021
What do you call 1000kg of Chinese soup?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
A Chinese restaurant got vandalized
It was an act of wonton destruction
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︎ May 13 2021
Did you hear about the potsticker that went on a murder rampage?
It was an act of wonton violence.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
I was peacefully eating my Chinese soup, until a guy came out of nowhere and flipped the bowl, spilling my soup everywhere and ruining my meal.
This was an act of wonton destruction.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.
I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
A man was recently charged with vandalizing a chinese restaurant
Police say it was a case of wonton destruction
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Did you hear the one about a guy who threw a pork dumpling at his friend for no reason?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Did you hear about Chinese restaurant that blew up?
Scenes of wonton destruction.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I found myself bereft at the chaos that run through the winding streets of China town. The horror
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Dad joked by my toddler....a proud day
Wife made asian food for dinner last night, Tofu/Rice/Veggies/Chicken Wontons.
Toddler is killing the wontons and we teach him how to say "wonton" so he can ask for more correctly.
As he's stuffing another piece into his mouth I ask him "hey bubba, do you like wontons?"
To which my son replies, "No..like twotons"
My son's first joke and it's a dad joke...i'm just so proud lol....
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︎ Oct 22 2019
How do you pronounce β©2000 in English?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
A guy just went crazy at my local dumpling house and destroyed the place.
He's been charged with wonton destruction.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
I made the world's largest dumpling. Guess how much it weighs?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
A Chinese restaurant is pillaged...
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︎ May 02 2020
The best oriental dad pun.
My dad was born in Japan. We're an average looking white family. My dad says he doesn't look Asian because when he crossed the ocean he became disoriented.
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︎ May 09 2015
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Soup
Me and my friend were eating in a Chinese restaurant and we ordered some Wonton soup.
When the soup was served, my friend took one spoon of the soup and said: It's too heavy for me. Like, ya know, wonton isn't that light.
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︎ Mar 06 2019
I Love Chinese Food.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
I ordered about 2000 lbs of delicious Chinese soup
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︎ Jun 13 2019
How much does a wonton soup weigh?
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︎ May 17 2015
What is the heaviest soup?
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︎ Sep 09 2021
How much does a dumpling weigh?
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︎ May 11 2021
How much do dumplings weigh?
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︎ May 30 2020
How much do dumplings weigh?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
A Chinese restaurant was recently destroyed in the riots.
It was wonton destruction.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
How much does the average Chinese appetizer weigh?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
What is the heaviest food?
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︎ Jan 29 2018
How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh ?
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︎ Feb 05 2020
How much does Chinese food weigh?
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︎ Sep 11 2015
How much does the world's heaviest dumpling weigh?
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︎ Aug 15 2019
How heavy is the chinese elephant?
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︎ Apr 09 2018
How heavy is the chinese elephant?
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︎ Dec 03 2018
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