Why did the TV fall in love with the remote at the first sight?
Because the remote "turned it on".
I've fallen in love with the house I built out of Oxo cubes
I think I have Stock Home Syndrome.
Never fall in love with two women at the same time. As the saying goes...
...you can't have your Kate and Edith.
She fell in love with...
She fell in love with an electrician, and she got shocked.She fell in love with an artist, and things got sketchy.She fell in love with a musician, and she got played.She fell in love with a photographer...
I fell in love with a German baker
She had stollen my heart.
I'm just in love with HVAC!
I once made a mistake of falling in love with a chess expert from Prague.
She turned out to be a Czech mate.
Why did the electrician fall in love with every girl he met?
Because he couldn't resistor
Just watched Zootopia with the kids. I kind of wish the Fox and Bunny characters would have fallen in love at the end.
They could raise a family of funny boxes.
Why did the woman fall in love with a lumberjack?
Don’t ever fall in love with a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
My friend says he is in love with Dracula
You know that look a woman gives you when she really, really wants to make love with you?
Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced. “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!” The bartender inquired. “What makes you say that?” Bill beamed with pride, “Last week, I had to take a couple of sick days from work..."
"Suzie was so thrilled to have me around, that every time a mail or delivery person came by, she’d run down the driveway waving her arms hollering, ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home!’”
"How do you want to die?" She asked, standing over me with the weapon in her hand. "Making love." I replied.
A local electrician fell in love at first sight with a girl
I think I just fell in love with my respiratory therapist…
I went to Wimbledon today and was advised not to fall in love with a tennis player..
Because 'Love' means nothing to them.
I grew up with and will always love Metallica, but they just aren't the same any more.
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It's sad, but true.
It's easy to fall in love with a taser if it hits you
They really are quite stunning
I fell in love with a psychiatrist
I was living on a house boat and fell in love with the Girl Next Door.
But Sadly, we drifted apart.
A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes...
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
You know what’s the best thing about falling in love with a Light?
I once was in love with a crazy mannequin.
I left her because she kept falling apart.
(From my 12-year old!)
I love playing hide and seek with my youngest son
I hope this time he doesn’t hide in the ICU.
What did the browser say when it fell in love with a user?
Will you accept me as default?
To be honest, to this day I'm still in love with my last girlfriend.
So it's a pretty good thing she's my wife, huh?
I have fallen in love with a pencil and we are getting married.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
It's a little known fact that Shakespeare fell in love with the ocean.
He wrote "How do I love sea? Let me count the waves."
A woman was sipping a glass of wine while relaxing with her husband... "I love you so much, she said, I don't know how I could live without you:
Her husband asked, "is that you or the wine talking"?
She replied "it's me, talking to the wine"
Why was Luke Skywalker unlucky with love?
He was looking in Alderaan places.
My friend and I have a love of puns, and he came up with this one today: What is the term for being very surprised that someone sprayed Lysol in your face?
I think I fell in love with my ring doorbell
There was emotion in the front garden.
Wife: I love you darling, but I can't stand your obsession with Irish rock-bands.
Why do wizards always fall in love with witches with a good broom?
They sweep them poor wizards off their feet.
I heard a cactus fell in love with a fruit tree.
They make a prickly pear.
I think snow is still in love with me
It keeps falling for me every winter
I love my work with horses
I’ve written a fictional work dealing with sexual love. It has too many mistakes. It’s Errorotica.
I think I’m falling in love with my friend’s butler.
I think I might be falling in love with my radiator.
It gives me a lovely warm feeling inside.
I have a love/hate relationship with my BMW.
It Brings Me Women but Breaks My Wallet.
I think I’m in love with the Soup Nazi from Seinfield
The way he says his famous line just leaves me brothless.
I Can’t Herb Falling in Love With You
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