Westness Puns

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

I was quicker to the draw.

.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

Sneezys

Not sure who would build a building out of that company stock...

Except here, they’re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.

The world will be more hip and hopeful.

And just shortly after starting it too. But you know how the saying is: "Yeezy come Yeezy go".

For a hip hoperation.

Dora and Diego travel to the Pacific Northwest in the middle of winter. Suddenly they realise that there is a problem with their car, so they quickly pull into a nearby garage. The mechanic comes out and asks them "so what's wrong with your car?" Dora replies:

"Wiper no Wiping!!"

I made a mental note to pick up more detergent next time I'm in town.

Frontieria

She said she’d Benin that part of the world before and she did not want Togo again. I was persistent about going so I left Sierra Alone.

Look for the fresh prints.

He thought it was upsetting.

The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.

After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said “Look sheriff we are all too tired, why don’t you guys rest up here and I’ll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I can’t find us some grub?, I’ll be back by morning”

The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.

The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says “where the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!”

Deputy says “well you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god there’s this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!”

“Bullshit!” Says the sheriff “you stay here I’m going to check this out!”

So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.

The next morning the deputy see’s the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.

Deputy says to the sheriff “ Boss what the hell happened!”

The sheriff looks up from the ground and says “BACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasn’t a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!”

There’s something fishy about them.

No one man should have all that flour.

...but I occidentally parked on the west

I’m smelting!!

Because all I do is West my time.

- Jamaica?

- No, she went on her own accord.

Looks like I'm stuck between Iraq and a hard place

and says, "I don't want no trouble, I'm jus' lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."

And an argument in the Middle East.

It took him three days to make it to the closest town. To his dismay, nobody in that town had a horse for sale. So he started walking to the next town. After three days the man, exhausted, started asking around and looking for a horse for sale.Again, nobody could help him.He did,however,stumbled upon a place that sold horses but the man in charge was fresh out.

"Sold my last one just yesterday,"he said."I do, however, have a brother that sells horses. He's about a day's walk west.He owns a corral. He might have a horse to sell you."

So, once again, he sets foot West to the next town and finds the mans brother.

"I heard you might have a horse for sale, he asks."

"Well, I have one, but he don't look so good."he replies.

"I don't care. I've been walking for darn near a week and I'm tired and exhausted. I'll take him."

So after the man pays for the horse, he hops on him takes off and the horse hits a tree and stops.

"Hey,"the man says." I think you sold me a blind horse.Fact is, I'm sure of it!"

"Sir, I told you he don't look so good."the man fires back.

They get shady...

Eastrogen.

It was an occident, I swear!

Ye of little faith

I told him that it's located a bit West from England.

If only the cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone else.

Look for Fresh Prints.

Jamaica?

No, she went of her own free will

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.