A list of puns related to "Welch"
"It's my jam"
I was at my friend's house, opening this bag of Welch's Fruit Snacks.
Me: "Man, this thing is impossible to open. I need some scissors."
Him: "Just use your teeth! They're nature's scissors."
Me: "Yeah, but they just don't quite cut it."
We both realized what I said about 2 seconds later and started laughing.
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