Weight Room Puns

Through the Dumbell door

... but by the time I made it to the break room, the sausage rolls were gone.

I stood there, looking at the donuts, lamenting the missed opportunity of the sausage rolls.

Another coworker overheard me, stating "Well maybe it's a good thing, ya know, maybe you're watching your weight?"

I picked up a chocolate frosted donut and took a bite. I turned to her and replied, "Yes, I am watching my weight."

"But shouldn't you not -"

"I'm watching my weight go up."

My mom was looking for a rowing machine so I brought up a few on the computer she could look at. She really liked one of them but didn't quite understand how adding resistance worked so she asked me 'How do I add weight to it?". My old man immediately yells from the living room, "You sit on it!".

Me: today in gym class I went into the weight room

Mom: How long did you wait?

My wife is pregnant and talking about how much she weighs now but we don't have a scale so I asked her how she knows her weight.

She said she gets weighed every checkup at the doctors.

Her dad: do they have a weigh-ting room?

My brother asked for weight plates for Christmas and when he opened up the box there was only one plate instead of the set of two. He made a comment to me saying that there was only one but we just joked amongst ourselves. About halfway through our gift unwrapping, my dad brings out the second weight plate from another room and thinks it is the funniest thing ever.

So my boyfriend andi have been together for almosta year, and he has really spent a lot of time with my kids. We were ata birthday party for my son, and my cousin was wearing this shirt. She and I were talking and I told her she was too skinny and she was saying that she wasn't, was finally gaining weight, etc, when my boyfriend looked at her and said "That's not true, I can see your bones!" Took a second for everyone to realize it was a joke, and a room full of adults groaned while my boyfriend and I laughed.

Yup, he's definitely got a handle on the dad thing already.

Through the Dumbbell-Door