The studio had Large Margins
Me: ok boss I'll take a week off.
………………Frankfurt. 😬
Thats a silent p.
Life guard noticed and blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in.
Microwaves
Ooh-mommy.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
One.
One who?
....three four
Ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
…he was visiting patients in a brand new hospital. He'd been shown into a ward and began chatting to a patient who replied:
"Fair fa your honest soncie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin race, Aboon them a' you take your place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As lang's my airm"
Confused, Cameron grinned and moved to the next patient and said hello. The patient replied:
"Some hae meat and canna eat, And some was eat that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, So let the Lord be thankit"
Even more confused, he moved to the next patient and before he could say hello the patient chanted:
Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi' bickering brattle!"
Seriously concerned about his safety Cameron hastened away and then turned to the ward sister and asked; "What kind of facility is this? A mental ward?"
She replied "No Prime Minister, it’s the Burns unit."
Ireland. Every year its Dublin.
The all get a wee calf
Ouiiiiiiiii!
The Englishman pushes his drink back and asks for a new one, the Irishman just takes the fly out and flicks it over his shoulder, resuming to drink his drink, meanwhile the Scotsman was tapping the back of the fly, screaming “SPIT IT OUT YA WEE BASTARD”
Yeah, I am in North America
But son, you already have a Nintendo switch!
Wee-knee
He pointed near the water and said, "Hey...There's a wee quail over there."
"I'm not surprised," I replied, "there's not enough nutrients here for a whale."
Finished installing the toilet in our new bathroom. I expressed minor concern that my pup may not be able to reach the water.
"Yeah. He really likes the toilet water."
"That's pretty common. Guys love toilet water. They even wear it."
I was halfway down the hall before I realized what he just fucking did.
Hint: >!he's half French!<.
Answer:
>!cologne translates to eau de toilette in French. Eau means water. Toilet water. No idea why. But it was good. !<
He knocked it out of the pork!
... and a hippo gnu year.
First saw that one in 1984 and it burned itself into my memory. :)
I was engrossed
English - E Math - E Science - E History - E
Em-in-em
(Also, first joke/post here!)
He asked, "You have a wee cough!?"
I said, "Really? Thanks boss, see you next week!"
I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
He said, "You have a wee cough?"
I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
