Weddings Puns

A list of puns related to "Weddings"

Last name wedding pun?!

The male's last name is flowers. What's a cute pun to use with his last name for the wedding? It'll be the hashtag :)

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👤︎ u/Gurlschocolate0094
📅︎ Mar 09 2017
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Request: Wedding Puns

Hello fellow pun connoisseurs,

Friends of mine just recently had a bit of a shotgun wedding. I'm vowing to prepare a statement for them in celebration The bride is particularly fond of puns. While I've been grooming myself for this for some time, any matrimonial/wedding puns that I might consider would be much appreciated. It would be the best, man!

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👤︎ u/canadasecond
📅︎ Jun 29 2013
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The wedding was so touching that

even the cake was in tiers.

Edit: Thank you so much guys! I never expected this to reach 10k upvotes! You guys truly made my day.

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👤︎ u/anoobypro
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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I went to a wedding that was so moving everyone was crying.

Even the cake was in tiers.

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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Why did the two melons have a church wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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👤︎ u/Lovina9
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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A pinguin decided to cancel his wedding last minute.

I guess he got cold feet.

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👤︎ u/DontReplyToMePlz
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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What did the wedding cake say while it was cutting an onion?

I'm in tiers!

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👤︎ u/DadJokeBadJoke
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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I went to a wedding yesterday where two tv antennas got married

The wedding was horrible but the reception was great

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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I’m at wedding and I’m very thirsty so I am walking all around the whole ballroom looking for something to drink.

I can’t find the punchline.

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👤︎ u/crispycrunchybunches
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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What fruit is not allowed in any Las Vegas Wedding Chapels?

Cantaloupe

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👤︎ u/cfoxtrot21
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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What gift did the snakes get from their wedding registry?

Hiss and her bath towels

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👤︎ u/jstockmoe
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why couldn’t they serve communion wafers at the wedding reception?

It was a no host bar.

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👤︎ u/sparklingbeatnik
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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I was driving through Las Vegas when I saw an ant riding a gazelle to a wedding chapel.

It was my first time seeing an ant elope.

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👤︎ u/Cobclob
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Did you hear why melons have big elaborate weddings?

They cantaloupe.

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👤︎ u/gc3c
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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NEED A WEDDING HASHTAG

My friend Jenn is getting married to her fiancé, Luc. Her last name is Yahiro, but she is taking his last name Freyer (pronounced fry-err). Any ideas??

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👤︎ u/tlmaurer13
📅︎ Nov 07 2020
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Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much

But the reception was incredible.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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At his wedding, my buddy called me the worst best man he has ever seen.

I was speechless.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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What did you think of the two antennas’ wedding?

The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was great!

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👤︎ u/ballsquancher
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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If James Hetfield officiated a wedding between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.....

He would be the Pastor of Muppets

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👤︎ u/proweld7
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why did the melons run away and get married instead of have a big church wedding like their parents wanted?

Because they could elope.

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👤︎ u/bunsofsteel_MRI_boy
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Why does a bride always cry at her wedding?

Cus she never marries the best man

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👤︎ u/SnooAvocados7098
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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The wedding went off without a hitch.

The groom stormed off and all the guests started fighting.

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👤︎ u/RootBoy42
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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How did they fund four weddings and a funeral?

A Huge Grant

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👤︎ u/Gay-George
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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I was recording my wife’s speech at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary, but my battery died halfway through.

Now I’ll never hear the end of it.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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I went to a wedding a few weeks ago for two antennas.

The ceremony was decent, but the reception was amazing!

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👤︎ u/alli_roo22
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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I sent an invitation to 40 of my German friends to come to my wedding

10 agreed to come and 39

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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Did you know that there was a wedding that was broadcast over the radio?

The ceremony turned out wonderful but the reception was awful.

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👤︎ u/TRXAU
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.

They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.

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👤︎ u/i-kant_even
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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Wedding Jokes Needed

I’m officiating a wedding Saturday and want to weave in some of your finest. Please share some of your best to help me deliver some laughs!

Edit: ... help me deliver some eye rolls and long nasal exhalations.

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👤︎ u/engi-nerd_5085
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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A guy walks into a wedding reception

He goes up to the bartender and asks "Is this the punch-line? "

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👤︎ u/RedCakesYT
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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The taylor at the local men's clothing shop kept trying to help me find wedding attire despite my wishes. He finally gave up and said

Suit yourself

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👤︎ u/diceblue
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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Why do melons have such big planned weddings?

They can't elope

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👤︎ u/The_Gold_Phoenix65
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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What did the bird say at his wedding

I'll wing it

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👤︎ u/gary_mood
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why was the penguin late to his own wedding?

He had cold feet.

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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What is a Russian wedding called?

A Soviet Union.

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👤︎ u/lph_busted
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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My wife emailed me pictures of our wedding, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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My daughter's wedding was very emotional for everyone.

Even the cake was in tiers.

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👤︎ u/DrPantaleon
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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The wedding vows were so touching...

Even the cake was in tiers.

(Obligatory cake day joke.)

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👤︎ u/ChillWisdom
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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I just went to an emotional wedding.

Even the cake was in tiers.

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👤︎ u/fujfuj
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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I went to a wedding for two antennas

The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great .

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👤︎ u/Sammamach
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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My wedding was beautiful!

Even the cake was in tiers!

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👤︎ u/hamsteraaaaaah
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I can’t seem to open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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Everyone at our wedding cried

Even our wedding cake was in tiers

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👤︎ u/FlashHash
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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Our wedding was so beautiful

Even the cake was in tiers!

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👤︎ u/Ndseiler144
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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