A list of puns related to "At Weddings"
I can’t find the punchline.
It was a no host bar.
I was speechless.
Cus she never marries the best man
Now I’ll never hear the end of it.
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
Suit yourself
Even our wedding cake was in tiers
She said, “Sorry, but not Sari.”
So now my in-laws are out-laws.
The Macaroon-a!
He had my sister put a hand in, her husband put his hand on top of hers, then she put her other hand over his, then his other hand over hers. Then he told her husband “This is the last time you’ll ever have the upper hand”
We couldn't settle between two of them. My wife couldn't take her eyes off the smaller one, but I wanted the larger one.
So, I told her, "Honey, you need to look at the bigger picture."
Groom: After me..
Priest, looking at bride: Is he serious?
Bride: No, his name is Mike.
The other answered "16. Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer"
He was trying to root the relatives
"Add some jam on it," he continued
(Smh this wasn't appreciated enough at r/jokes)
It was very emotional - even the wedding cake was in tiers!
It went off without a hitch.
Cant elope.
They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
I guess you could say that i have a Lotta well wishers
I said, “It’s quite staggering.”
Cantaloupe (can’t elope)
A party pooper.
Cant-elope.
So I started telling them the same thing at funerals.
So at the reception it was my turn to give a speech and it went like this:
"I'm going to start this off with a couple jokes. First, it was a rather emotional wedding right? I mean, my mom was crying, Charity was crying, hell even the cake was in tiers! (many groans throughout the crowd) Second joke, to some marriage is just a word, to others, a sentence."
Besides all the groaning in the crowd I looked at my dad and saw that he was laughing so hard that he turned red and had tears in his eyes, that's how I knew they were good quality dadjokes.
It went off without a hitch.
"Son, if you're going to argue, argue naked".
The reception erupted in claps and roaring laughter. I will remember that advice for the rest of my life.
Thank you dad for that wonderful memory.
Clearly, I’m only the next Best Man.
Today I give you my princess to become your queen. Sorry but just like Prince Philip you don't get to be King.
Because they never marry the best man !
Even our wedding cake was in tiers.
Now I’m never going to hear the end of it.
I was speechless.
Even the cake was in tiers
I was speechless.
I was speechless.
Groom: After me...
Priest, looking at bride: Is he serious?
Bride: No, his name is Gary.
I was speechless.
....even the cake was in tiers.
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