The author of Webster's dictionary committed suicide with the book he wrote.
At least he died on his own terms.
Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke
I just learnt the medical name for Viagra
Mycoxaflopin
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition!
A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he receives the check, he pulls out a gun, fires it several times, then walks out the door. If you don't get it look up "panda" in the dictionary ...
"Panda: A large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China; eats shoots and leaves."
Since today Merriam Webster even has the word dad joke:
"a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny"
Where does Spiderman search up things if the Internet is down?
The Webster dictionary.
Shakespeare
I heard that the people of Webster's dictionary are teaming up with the Shakespeare theater company to introduce a new production. I hear its just going to be a play on words.
Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke
