Wattpad Puns

Wattpad can be a good start for anyone’s creative writing career, but let’s be honest here, it’s not the most mature place to grow as a writer…

With content creators and popular animators name dropping the Archive more and more often, is it any surprise that young Wattpad and Twitter users are flocking to Ao3 in droves?

And I DO mean droves… this is the current wait time to create an account. 64,000 people are in the queue. An 11 day wait as of today. It was less than 24 hours when I made mine back in 2017.

With all the shitty history and anti-fanwork practices of places like FanFiction dot net, Tumblr and Livejournal throughout the years, Ao3 is comparatively lenient in what it allows. Despite this, it does have some very strict rules as a functioning archive.

Rules, that these droves of fans are BREAKING DAILY.

Most commonly this one. Non-fanwork content. And most commonly within a certain Minecraft adjacent fandom.

Here’s some screenshots I just took.

Notice how those posts were all created today? Fun fact, those were all on the same page too. They literally outnumbered the other short stories I filtered for.

The Archive is not your personal blog. It is not Twitter. It is not Tumblr. It is not Wattpad. You CANNOT post this shit.

If you’re gonna switch sites, at the very least read the rules. I get it, rules are boring, they suck. But damn it, this website is my home and I’m getting really tired of reporting every last lingering request, empty prompt and social media plug I see.

This site is run by volunteers. The small team of people that have to look into my unfortunate reports are flooded with rule breaking posts 24/7.

Please, if you chance upon any of this sludge along your Ao3 journey, be a good neighbor and report the fuck out of them.

[Edit: Added links about FFN & LJ drama. Even if you hate fanfiction the drama is delicious and so early 2000’s you’ll love it lol]

What?

Look, I have no problem with people translating my fics, especially if they source it, but, just like, that's not how you ask!

Especially since it's a guest review on FFN, which, I can't reply to!

Now I'm half tempted to wait for the fic to show up on wattpad and report it after they translated it because of how frustrating the way they asked is.

Is that petty of me?

for anything other then fan fiction? i’ve been writing something for a while, and ao3 is only a fan fiction site and wattpad isn’t but no one reads anything other than fan fiction on there. i haven’t heard of anyone writing on there in forever. i remember wattpad was really popular a couple years ago (probably 4 years ago) or maybe i was just in a group of people who were really into it

I'm gonna copyright my book in a few weeks and I'm thinking of putting it on Wattpad and wanted to know if anyone has had any experience with it. Good or bad.

FMC DOESN'T END UP WITH THE FIRST GUY SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH. She eventually falls for the second or any other love interest (that isn't the first one) and ends up with him. I just love this trope so much! and I want MORE books to add to my collection, lol. YES EXACTLY LIKE ACOTAR, THE SHATTER ME SERIES OR THE VAMPIRE DIARIES TV SHOW.

HAPPY ENDING FOR THE COUPLE PLEASE!!!

Here's a list of all books that I've read with this trope:

• ACOTAR series by Sarah J. Mass ❤

• Throne of Glass series by Sarah J. Mass ❤

• Shatter Me series by Tahereh Mafi ❤

• Sebastian St. Cyr by C.S. Harris (MMC ends up with second love interest who eventually becomes the FMC)

• The Plated Prisoner by Raven Kennedy

• Falling Kingdoms series by Morgan Rhodes

• The Hollows series by Kim Harrison

• Court of the Sea Fae by C.N. Crawford

• Kingdom of Runes series by Audrey Grey

• Shadow Kiss series T.M. Hart

• Crave Series by Tracy Wolff

• Dark Elements trilogy by Jennifer L. Armentrout

• Trylle Trilogy by Amanda Hocking

• Kathleen Turner series by Tiffany Snow

• How to Save an Undead Life (The Beginner's Guide to Necromancy series) by Hailey Edwards

• The Conspiracy of Us by Maggie Hall

• Vendetta (Blood for Blood) by Catherine Doyle

• Soul Screamers series by Rachel Vincent

• Sin eater's daughter trilogy by Melinda Salisbury

• Dark Angels series by Keri Arthur

• Iron Crown Faerie Tales series by Bekah Harris

• Lexi Graves Mysteries series by Camilla Chafer

• Sweep (Wicca) series by Cate Tiernan

• The Ravenhood trilogy by Kate Stewart

• Mercy Thompson series by Patricia Briggs

ALREADY ON MY TBR LIST:

• The Summoning (Darkest Powers) by Kelley Armstrong

• Fantasy of Frost (The Tainted Accords series) by Kelly St. Clare

• Reign of Secrets Series by Jennifer Anne Davis

• Song of the Lioness by Tamora Pierce

• Fortuna Sworn series by K.J. Sutton

• Storm Glass (Glass series) by Maria V. Snyder

• Vampire Shift (Kiera Hudson Series) by Tim O'Rourke

• The Cardinal Gate (An Eleanor Morgan Novel #1) by Amy Cissell

• Three Mages and a Margarita (The Guild Codex: Spellbound) by Annette Marie

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All genres are fine and other media is also fine. THANK YOU!!

I was 12 or 13 years old when I first started my wattpad journey. I admitted I was into this type of novels na kung saan ung bad boy na inlove sa good girl, ito ang karamihan na kinakikiligan lagi ng mga kabataan. Ang disturbing pa ay tumaas ang kanilang "standard" kuno sa mga lalaki pero nung binasa ko ang book ng character nila eh puro nalang egoism, emotional abuse and physical abuse ang pinoportray ng character. Minsan makakabasa ka rin ng stockholm and lima syndrome. Ang mas malala mga babae pa ang nagsusulat ng mga ganitong novels.

Napaka talamak ng ganitong stories in this age na pinaglalaban natin ang equality and respect sa bawat isa.

Edit: Another thing, bakit ung books with strong sexual content nilalagay dun sa teen fiction?

What the hell is wrong with wattpad every story has to be cringy, edgy, or god forbid an izuku yagi story like....why?

Hello! I’m currently in the middle of s2. Two things: First, I’m so disappointed in the dialogue Bc I actually think they are all decent actors, but this writing is doing them so dirty. Especially kory and gar. I feel so bad for the actors having to put up with playing badly written characters. Second: Is there anyone else who dislikes Hank and dawns dynamic? Their relationship up to this point Has been him getting angry and behaving like a stereo typical CW alpha male and her having the archetype of a momtherly caretaker character always calming him down. Like it’s literally the same thing each time and I don’t care about them at all 😂😂 literally skipping thru all their scenes together. How is their relationship more important than the development of kory and dicks relationship that’s been put on the backseat? Lmk what y’all think! I’d feel so validated if internet folks agree w me cause idk anyone who watches this show irl

I passed the 100k mark on the last day of 2021, and it's quite a milestone, and I'm proud of it so I wanted to share.

I like fanfics

I’m bored, feeling brave, and in the mood to go crazy with in-line comments.

I’ll read at least 5 chapters of each one I get to as a promise but there is no guarantee I will be able to get to them all.

And there is a chance I won’t actually be into the fandom or ship or whatever so if you post a MHA fic don’t expect any sort of serious reviews.

So anyway. Give me:

• The fandom
• A quick synopsis
• Length
• If you want serious criticism or not,
• And of course a link

Anyways now I’m kinda curious how many people here actually use Wattpad considering how much a majority here hate it.

Her username is “helloodaarling” if you want to check it out.

I must say the stories I’ve read are a bit cringey to say the least…

This is my first time on this subreddit and I just have a question for everyone. Am I publishing my works on the wrong website, specifically Wattpad?

I write stories from various fandoms, sometimes crossing two into one story, and I just don’t feel I’m progressing. I just feel something is wrong cause I don’t get a whole lot of feedback and it just bugs me. Can someone help me out?

Hi, is there anyone here who was reading book 2 chapters in wattpad posted by lightnovelover? I saw that the chapters are gone and the user is unavailable, I was wondering if anyone here knows if he/she/they have other accounts in wattpad where they posts the chapters?

I hoped they didn't get banned or anything, they were up to date with the korean novel 😭

Random question, but what books have you read and loved that started out on Wattpad and then were published?

Or some other site? Or do you wish to publish on hardcopy? Just wanted to hear your opinion on what the best way to "publish" a book is.

Just for curiosity, and by the way, what are some of your fav stories on the platform?

I have never used Tumblr or Wattpad, probably because my 'introduction' point to fan fiction was during a time when Tumblr and Wattpad had particularly bad reputations. DashCon ball pit memes were at their peak and stories of toxic interactions and infighting were rampant, and I think Jellopocalpyse had also recently posted his 'welcome to FFN' Video which portrayed Wattpad in an extremely negative light, more so than FFN. There was also an added idea that Wattpad was only for Very young writers. (like 12 to 14 years old)

So after almost 10 years I'm kind of curious, are they worth posting to, if so, what has been your experience and has that stigma changed?

I wrote a book 5 years ago on Wattpad that gained a lot of traction and is #5 right now in healthcare.

I don’t want to make money off that book, my writing has improved A TON since then, but I’d like to write for Wattpad now and make it a paid for type book.

Is this something I can do, or does Wattpad put a price on them once they get published and popular? I’ve been looking on the website but I can’t find an answer! Thanks!

I have been using wattpad for 6 years now but I never dared to publish anything. I never thought my writing was good enough to be shown to people. But this year I am coming out of my shell and going to keep updating my books there! I am kinda nervous now that I have published it.

Geçenlerde sıkıntıdan, ismini çok duyduğum, dalga konusu Wattpad adlı uygulamayı indirdim. Aslında amacım aptal kızların yazdığı hikayeleri okuyup gülmekti. İlk okumaya başladığım birkaç hikaye gerçekten güldürdü. Gerek yazım hatalarıyla, gerek kendini ciddiye alan bombok hikayelerle. Sonra ise "o" çöp yığınını gördüm. HAYRAN KURGU. İçerisinde sonsuz tane korecan, Bam-Güm Sik, Jang Nom Nom, Çat Pat Küt tarzı isimlere sahip insanlarla birlikte olduğunu hayal ederek öykü yazmış. Bildiğin mastürbasyon materyali. Benim de aklımdan o ara bir fikir geçti. Başladım en popüler kpopçu kadınları aramaya. Karşıma çıkan isim Jisoo adındaki şarkıcıydı. Hemen hesabımın cinsiyetini kız yaptım ve pp olarak da kpopcunun tekini koydum. Ardından başladım porno hikayesi gibi hikayemi yazmaya. Olayın başlangıcı, bizim Jisoo okul okul gezip ekibine katılmalık öğrenciler arıyor. Olayım interaktif olacaktı. Her bölümün sonuna insta hesabımı koyup "jisoonun ekibine katılacak bir sonraki idol olmak için bu hesaba dmden en güzel kıyafetlerinizi giyip boydan foto atın" yazdım. İlk bölüm Jisoo ekibine beni aldı. İkinci bölüm için instaya birinin foto atmasını ve ismini yazmasını bekledim. Aradan birkaç gün geçti ben bir ara instaya bu girdim dmden mesaj var. İlk kez. Baktım Aleyna adında bir kız okul eteğini giymiş üzerine crop top t-shirt atmış kameraya barış bozu vererek foto çekmiş. "Sıradaki idol ben olabilir miyim ismim Aleyna falan yazmış. Aha dedim tuttu lan birtane. Hemen ikinci bölümü yazdım Jisoo okulun tekine gidip idol olarak aleynayı seçiyor. Aleynanın attığı fotoyuda photoshop da biraz alladım pulladım konser sahnesine şopladım hikayenin sonuna onu da koydum. Üçüncü bölüm için bu sefer altı kişi mesaj attı. Biri underage di zaten onu geçtim üç kapalı bi dombili vardı aralarında kıza benzeyen tek kişi vardı. Ceren. Üniversiteli, 160, koca memeli kızdı dedim bu olur. Bu sabah üçüncü bölümünde attım. 4. Bölüm İçin şimdiden 3 foto geldi. Biri o underage kız diğerleri çöp. Şuanlık ifşa edilmeden iyi gidiyorum bakalım haremime daha kaç kişi katılacak. 5. Bölümden sonra Avengers tarzı crossover yapacam hep birlikte konser verecekler falan. Not: Hayır hikayenin ismini vermem yoksa bazı orspu çocujları dmden dickpic atar.

Seeing everyone shitting on Wattpad users is getting old. We get it. The stuff on there isn't the best, but what else would you expect from a site full of young and barely beginning writers? The people there are usually brand new and are trying develop their skills and abilities for the first time. Cut them at least little bit of slack.

Personally, Wattpad isn't my go-to place for fanfiction, and whenever I'm on there it's rare. Still, that doesn't mean I'm going to be pretentious just because my stories are on another site. I still remember a time when I was the one writing those "cringe" fics, and while it's fine to laugh at my past self, I'd never bash on someone who's currently still at that level.

Bottom Line: The hate is unnecessary. If you don't like what's on Wattpad, then don't read fanfics from Wattpad, and if you do still make the choice to go on that site, try encouraging writers to continue developing their skills so they can become a better at fanfiction instead of shaming them when all they're doing is trying their best.

Edit: This was a comment on Wattpad writers/readers only, not the site as a whole. The layout is confusing and don't even get me started on losing a story on that site because once it's lost, that shits fucking lost man. Plus from what you guys are saying in the comments there are a ton of ads? Not on the site often enough to verify but it sounds annoying. Anyway, be nice to people. That's all I'm saying.

The title would be "My friend is a nudist"(Could be changed)

"A guy/or girl (didn't decide yet) who recently introduced with the community of Nudism.Though he/she felt shy first. And thought It's nonsense. But in a distance of time, he/she also get addicted to the awesomeness of it."

It’s a wholesome and not sexualized story that is about the adventure of the person toward nudism and naturism.

Explore the cuteness of the story and the funny memorable moments with the characters!!

Besides the story, some readers might get into nudism as well! Or at least introduced with it and understand the importance and the difference between Sex and nudism.

So I'm asking you, Is this a good idea?