On safari in Africa when we see two warthogs going at it.

Father in law says, β€œlook, there’s some fucking pigs.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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I told my son he smelled like a warthog

He said β€œoh yeah, how does a warthog smell?”

β€œWith its nose.”

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What do you call the act of rummaging around in a purse by a warthog that is good at talking to women?

A smooth boar rifle.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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There’s a ceramics school for hippies that’s named after a wild African pig.

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It’s called the Warthogs School for Hairy Potters.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2021
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So my name is Van...

Me and my friends were playing Crash-Up Derby on Halo 4 and I picked up one of my friend's warthog with mine and ran him off the edge. He said he just got "Van-handled"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2013
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