Warrener Puns

A list of puns related to "Warrener"

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

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👤︎ u/shunt237
📅︎ Apr 30 2023
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The billionaire who launched an all-you-can-eat chain was actually...

Warren Buffet

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👤︎ u/voiceoverflowers
📅︎ Apr 25 2023
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What is the craziest thing about a giant rabbit warren?

The insane den-city!

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👤︎ u/Professional_Bid5709
📅︎ Jun 26 2022
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What do you call a group of eight rabbits?

What do you call a group of eight rabbits?

>!One rabbyte.!<

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👤︎ u/Journeyman-Joe
📅︎ Feb 14 2023
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I’m planning to open a restaurant in Berkshire: serve yourself, all-you-can-eat rabbit dishes.

It’ll be called “Warren Buffet”

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👤︎ u/moorda
📅︎ Nov 09 2022
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I'm trying to tell a Michael McDonald joke

But I keep forgettin'

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👤︎ u/Goatgamer1016
📅︎ Feb 15 2023
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When he was ten years old Warren Buffett called 911 to report a car had been in an accident near his local grocery store.

It was his first experience with a market crash.

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👤︎ u/CKO1967
📅︎ Oct 02 2021
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What do you call a guy with a badger up his ass?

Warren.

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👤︎ u/Important_Farmer924
📅︎ Feb 24 2022
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Ah.

Ah who?

Werewolves of London.

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👤︎ u/Getoff_My_Lon_Cheney
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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What do you call a potato wearing glasses?

A spectator.

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👤︎ u/GrilledSpamSteaks
📅︎ Aug 16 2022
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I went to this restaurant called Warren one time in college

It really was a terrible buffet

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👤︎ u/EnlightendOne
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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New Joke Format: If you didn't want your kid to be a lawyer...

Why did you name them Sue? > IYDWYK to be a valet...
> Why did you name them Parker?

> IYDWYK to be a burgler...
> Why did you name them Rob?

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👤︎ u/SoNotCool
📅︎ Jul 20 2022
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The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.

She comes with a warranty.

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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Warren Buffet (self-made billionaire) holds an annual conference for aspiring entrepreneurs.

When they go to lunch during the conference, they eat from the “Buffett Buffet.”

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👤︎ u/realmattmoseley
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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Why is Warren Buffett so healthy for his age?

Through value ingesting

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👤︎ u/wallesis
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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Man, Warren Buffet is so goddamned rich.

Every time I go to one of his restaurants they let you eat whatever you want.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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What do you call a guy who likes to dig holes?

Warren

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👤︎ u/tinx93
📅︎ May 03 2022
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What do you call a billionare that would let you eat anything you want?

Warren Buffet

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👤︎ u/Golden_Revolver
📅︎ May 02 2022
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A rabbit gang leader has gone into hiding underground...

There's a warren out for his arrest!

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👤︎ u/_GooseUW_
📅︎ Jun 27 2021
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What do you call a guy who lives in a hole ?

Warren.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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Girlfriend had a burst of inspiration whilst out for lunch

-"Knock knock!" -"Who's there?" -"Warren Loveworth." -"Warren Loveworth who?" -"Warrenloveworth eachother!"

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👤︎ u/ZarkingFrood42
📅︎ Jun 05 2015
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